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It's difficult enough to get out if bed when I've got dog and toddler cuddlings on a normal day, but add in freezing temps and snow? Nope. Not happening.

Filtered to Older!Jefferson:

Tell me the truth, how panicked are you that we'll go from two kids to five overnight?

ALSO. You know what we haven't done in a while? A vacation. Something longer than a two day honeymoon (and even that was a year ago. Holy shit.)

[ Filtered to Scottie M (younger) and Jackie ]

Remember how last summer I talked you two into going to a party with me? And then we wound up committing extremely-minor larceny? And then Scottie said "never again"? Let's do it again!

Okay, stay with me - a friend from the record store needs an ~intimate video~ off her ex-boyfriend's phone deleted. He's been threatening to make it public; he's a douche, blah blah. Anyway, he's throwing an anti-Valentines Day party next week and I told her I'd take care of it, not out of the goodness of my heart, but because this guy dared to (incorrectly) correct my pronunciation of arrière-pensée the last time I saw him and needs to be taken down a peg. I'd prefer to throw him off of the eighth floor fire-escape, but I'm going to guess Scottie will veto that. First thing we need to do is get the phone - I'll take care of that. Second thing we need to do is distract him so he's not looking for his phone - Jackie? Third thing we need to do is delete the video and make sure he hasn't uploaded it to his cloud thing. Scottie? You're better with modern tech crap than I am.

She's a good friend and she's let me borrow her family's vacation cabin a few times. Pleeeease? I'm going to do it anyway so you might as well make sure I do it right.


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Hales - there's chili in the slowcooker. If you lift the lid for a taste before I tell you you can so help me God I will destroy you.

God help the next person that tries to give me a flyer for a Valentine's Day event.

I need a Jarvis.

I mean an assistant. In lieu of having him.

It'll pay well. Located in London, but I travel over state side sometimes. Which isn't always a good idea since idiot kids steal tech from me and fly off to Belize.

Anyway. Assistant. Administrative mostly, but if you have interest in engineering or technology, it'd probably be on the right path. I can't tell you everything about our work right away, and you'd have to sign a non-disclosure agreement for some of our more private projects. But if you know my name and what I'm known for, it won't be that hard to fill in some details.

[Filtered to all versions of Winter Soldier]

Anyone need an upgrade or check in with the arm? I souped mine up recently.

How do you girls do it? I just want to curl up and cry all of the time or eat my weight in sugar or sleep.