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You would do well to stop seeking us out.

[ Filtered to Genderswap!Sheriff Stilinski ]

Before you panic, everything's fine. Really. Just a little fumble on the dismount.

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So who's good with healing broken wrists? This cast is clashing with my eyes.

I'm having regrets from eating so much.

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I want one.

( It's beautiful )

[FILTERED TO JAINA AND ANAKIN SOLO]

If you just heard a mental OOF, ignore that. I might, possibly, be having the tiniest, teensiest problem adjusting to primitive life. Doorknobs, I tell you. Who thought that was a good idea?

But hey, while I've got your attention. On a scale of 1 to your mother and uncle once kissed right in front of me Really Awkward, how does lunch sound?

There's still time for a few more orders if any of you have jewelry needs for Christmas.

[ darcy ]

Bilbo gave me the Arkenstone when he got here.

Why did no one tell me that wine ice cream is a thing.

TEXTS SENT TO HER JEFFERSON:

» Sooooooo Bilbo gave Thorin a super crazy awesome huge gem that is like. Thorin's reason for life.
» Also, yknow, totally not awesome for him to keep because in canon it kinda drives him a little insane.
» Sooo he's melting it down? I GUESS THAT'S POSSIBLE.
» Anyway. I'm standing by and being his backup. With a fire extinguisher.
» EVERYTHING WILL BE TOTALLY FINE I SWEAR.

» I love you!


» If I live, I got us a super fancy hotel room in Vegas for the weekend and a babysitter. Surprise?