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Right then, how's this portal thing work in reverse? I've always wanted to see Hawaii, sure, & now I've seen it but good having landed my arse right up on it. Sorry about your everything at the police station, lovies, but I'm a royal klutz when excited.

& when did the Statue of Wizarding Secrecy get busted up? Not used to Muggles knowing I'm a witch.

Sorry, sorry, was I supposed to introduce myself? Name's Tonks. Very good to meet you! Never found myself in a situation like this one.

I don't know the customs of mistletoe, but if you ask me it's just there to get people zapped with lightning. I'd rather kiss a Wookiee than some random stranger pawing at me in a caf-shoppe.

NO.

This is a ridiculous spell and I demand a more fitting puppet.

Also, my son.