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Paige told me it's going to be at least one of your birthdays coming up. I know I'm early, but let's face it, I'm a terrible parent. FUN FACT: I make excellent chocolate cake. I make excellent everything in general, but we're focusing on the cake. Pretend that your first thought isn't "Is Petra trying to poison me?" and tell me if you hate chocolate cake and I'll figure out something else.
Malia-in-Hawaii, I'll deal with transport for yours.
Happy birthday! This isn't awkward at all.
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Paige told me it's going to be at least one of your birthdays coming up. I know I'm early, but let's face it, I'm a terrible parent. FUN FACT: I make excellent chocolate cake. I make excellent everything in general, but we're focusing on the cake. Pretend that your first thought isn't "Is Petra trying to poison me?" and tell me if you hate chocolate cake and I'll figure out something else.
Malia-in-Hawaii, I'll deal with transport for yours.
Happy birthday! This isn't awkward at all.
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