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My stupid body burns easily in the sun. I hate Mexico.

[FILTERED AWAY FROM ALL DARCYS]

I realize this is last minute, and on a weeknight, but I'd like to throw a party for Darcy's birthday tomorrow. And, by extension, have it be for all Darcys and any family and friends of theirs. I figure the shop has enough room to hold a good amount of people, so I'm closing up early in the afternoon and setting it up there. What I need from you all is the following:

1) Attendees would be appreciated. Obviously. A heads up if you're coming would be even better.
2) People in DC to snag the other two Darcys and bring them here? Unless they have other plans, which is completely understandable.
3) Someone to pick up the cake I ordered last week, if at all possible. It's at [insert hip cake bakery here] and should look like this. (If it doesn't look like this, I need you to channel some Targaryen ferocity and pitch a fit, so if you're soft-hearted, maybe pass on this one.)
4) Someone who knows how to make virgin drinks that taste almost as good as the real thing. I will pay handsomely for this one.
5) Before and after manual labor. I've already signed up mini-me, but extra hands wouldn't be unwelcome.

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