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There was a chocobunny massacre. I didn't do it. Stop blaming the monster baby for everything. I'm not your Easter scapegoat.

Time for my favorite part of the day:

Batman factoids.

Only one person has ever been known to answer the "Who would win in a fight - Batman or Superman?" question with "Superman". Batman didn't enjoy hurting Martha Kent, but examples must be made.

The Batmobile is black because Batman couldn't get it in a darker color.

Bullets don't bounce off of Batman's costume; They fly the other direction out of sheer terror.

Batman does not use hair product. His hair does what it is told. (This one is frighteningly true.)

Batman does not breathe. He holds air hostage for a while.

Batman does not really have a kryptonite ring. It's made of apple-flavored candy. He just intimidates Superman into losing his powers and feeling deathly ill.

Batman's jet has a thousand buttons, each of which do something different, including but not limited to time travel. None of them are labeled.

Batman COULD be President of the United States. It's just that he refuses to live in a white house. (Believe me, I've asked about the white paint)