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You know, I almost miss all the things that the gate used to spit out at us. Retired life is dull.

[FILTERED TO STEVE]
We should probably think about setting a date, huh?

My husband-to-be has declared April 7th as the date. Yes, we're slightly impatient. We plan to have the ceremony here in Hawaii, probably on the former Blackpoint beaches or in that area. We hope all of you can make it. If you bring outsider dates, just please make sure they're extremely discrete. We're hoping to avoid any media attention if possible.

And if you miss it, I'll never forgive you!



[Filtered to Jamie]

I hope this isn't too soon for you, we just didn't want to wait too long.

MCLAGGEN!

PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY SOMEONE CAME UP TO ME TODAY AND ASKED ME ABOUT A TAMPON ENDORSEMENT?

I'VE BLOODY WELL TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT MY AGENT. I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A TOAD.