The First Ten of Bizarre Philosophy
1.You make plans and when they fail, you get freedom in return.
2.The more you want fame- the less it is possible to get.
3.Death is an escape from thinking on it.
4.Orgasm does not have legs- that is why you have to come.
5. The time to come is more attractive than the time that has come.
6.Gold is always the same- it is people who are changing.
7. Mirrors do not judge- they just reflect.
8. No matter how hard you try to make friends- you will have at least one war in one life.
9. A swine is a degraded bear.
10. Absence is the thing that never ends. Current Mood: creative