I'm
bitchbooking the two stupid teenage girls on the escalator yesterday. Because seriously, there I was with a big box in my arms, trying to get by, and there they were, giggling and falling all over each other and blocking my way. And when I said "Excuse me", the one who was standing on the left side (in spite of the big sign that says "PLEASE STAND ON THE RIGHT") just started laughing, said "Oh let the lady get past!" and stayed right where she was. I then resorted to the tactic of wedging myself into what little room there was between her and the side of the escalator, and utilizing The Elbow. (And she kept on laughing. -_-;)