Yes, we're talking about my nephew. And no, I don't call him Nathaniel. And yes, Theo ignores me and yes, Padma giggles at me. Narayana is a lovely, traditional name. I don't understand everyone else's response to it, I really don't!
And no, darling, no one did, really. Theo hasn't wanted a lot of people around Padma and the baby yet, given Padma is still so delicate and the baby is so young. I'm sure you can't relate....
It was over Theo's protests that I came back, but I thought it was the right time.