You told him WHAT??????? Oh, gods, I'm surprised he even came home after that! How does that man fight Dark Lords when he's so very nervous about someone getting close to him?????
Just uncomfortable? Not 'unable to sit or lie down or sleep or find any position whatsoever that you can stay in for longer than ten minutes and then you have to go to the loo even though you just went'? Life is soooo unfair!!! Lucky her....
Isn't shopping for baby things the most fun??? All the little outfits, and they're all so precious! Well, a lot of them are. Some are downright scary, but I know you didn't buy any of those....
Oh, how precious! But I fear she's going to be a bit disappointed. By the time her brother looks like Ben, she'll be a young lady and too interested in other things to care about a five year old playmate. Ben? I know that name.... Violet plays with the Superhero's Offspring? Awwww!
Oh, I can't believe you told him that! When did you do that? Is that why he's afraid to be in the same part of the room as me???
Yes! The Superhero Blushing Gay Professor! He's just going to have to be the Superhero for that is far too long to write over and over. But yes, he does have the most wonderful blush! And he blushes a LOT! It's quite fun!
Bi? Are you sure? Maybe the Weaslette was a mistake. What am I saying, of course she was! But maybe he just hadn't figured himself out yet.... Have you heard of any females since her? Wouldn't you know a Weasley would ruin a man permanently? Drove him away from girls altogether! I've never liked that girl!
Like that would work.... If I showed up naked in his room, he'd run so fast I wouldn't even be able to see him go. And he'd move out, I'm sure... I am sooooo screwed.....
Couldn't you have suggested a nice normal man who liked girls for me? No, neverming. He's annoying, but Polly adores him and I kind of like having him around, too. Even if he's frustrating as hell...
Pansy
P.S. Tell Tracey not to wear anything pretty to the birth....It'll be ruined. Oh, but she should know that...