Of all the insulting... Severus rolled his eyes and crumpled up the paper. In the end, he sent back responses to only two of the questions. He was not going to be demeaned in this way.
And as much as he would like to screw Lupin out of the position as acting Headmaster, he couldn't bring himself to say the words that would have the man removed. Maybe he was becoming soft in his old age. Then again, it'd be more amusing to watch Umbridge have to work with Lupin as opposed to seeing the werewolf get tossed on his arse.
Occasionally, it did benefit one to think through all the alternatives.
Madam Minister,
As my life has become an open book, you only need to read the Prophet to divine any or all of my answers. Thus, I will not give you any.
Furthermore, no, my involvement with either organisation has not conflicted with my duties as a teacher.
Secondly, Lupin is doing an admirable job as headmaster.
~S.S.
He returned the note and smirked. Yes, let Umbridge put that in her pipe and smoke it.