Remus sighed. As much as he wanted to snark, rant and rage -- he knew he couldn't. Thus, a few days after he had received the questionnaire, Remus returned it to its sender, answers dutifully responded to.
General questions (for all to answer): * Have you ever committed any offence or crime or been accused of doing so? No, I have not.
* Have you ever been involved with, or bought things from, the black market? Never.
* Have you ever been a prostitute or procurer for prostitutes?what does that have to do with anything No.
* Are you, or have you ever been, a member or in support of the the organisation known as the Death Eaters? No, I have not.
* Are you, or have you ever been, a member or in support of the organisation known as the Order of Phoenix? Again, that's a negative.
* Are you, or have you ever been, involved in any activities which would be seen as subversive to the Ministry of Magic? No.
* Are you, or have you ever been, involved in or terrorist activities, in the UK or in other parts of the world? No.
* Have you ever been afflicted with a communicable disease of public health significance or a dangerous physical or mental disorder, or ever been a drug abuser or addict? Assuming you're discussing STDs or the like, no I have not.
* Have you ever engaged in activities which might seem as unmoral or which in any way, shape and form could harm the reputation of the Ministry and any of the institutions which operates under its jurisdiction? No.
* Have you ever engaged in any activity which has broken the rules of conduct at your workplace? No.
For Hogwarts and primary school staff:
* Have you ever taught something in your class that has a weak or no connection to your subject? My classes always deal with the subject at hand. I am here to teach my subject, not skate by.
* Have you ever used your position to influence the minds of your pupils in ways that does not relate to school or studies? Never. Again, see the above answer.
* Have you ever spent time with a student in ways that could in any way be interpreted as improper? I am a happily married man. No.
* Have you ever engaged in activities with a fellow staff member which could be seen as immoral or wrong? No, I have not. Unless you consider being married to Nymphadora under these terms.
* If yes to the previous question, was there ever any risk of a pupil happening upon you while engaging in said activity? Never. We keep a house outside of Hogwarts.
* Have you ever, in any way, shape of form, posed a danger to any of your pupils or the fellow members of your staff? No, I have not.
* Have you ever to your pupils expressed disloyalty to the Ministry of Magic or any of its officials? Again, Madam Minister -- I am here to teach. Nothing more or less but to teach.
Remus Lupin:
* Have you ever posed a risk to your pupils? I have not.
* Have you ever let personal feelings for members of your staff conflict with your duties as acting head mister? First of all, the title is Headmaster, not head mister. Second of all, I have not, and the staff has expressed nothing but best wishes for us both.