"And those of us who were turned into the finest race of dark creatures have attained immortality through nothing more than sheer misadventure. There's something to be said about a good biting." He breathed deeply and let out a satisfied sigh. "I haven't felt so alive since I've been dead. It's a whole new world here."
"You know, you seriously should let me bite you. I mean, it's not a shag, but it's good enough, and you might begin to understand why this is truly such a wonderful existence."
She was wearing that scowl, and still shrugging. "Oh come on, I'm still the same annoying Gryffindor you knew and loved." He flashed that innocent smile, and the wide grin he used to use back when he was just a measly human.
"Well now, you see, there's the problem. Silly bastard went and put vampire repelling wards up around his store. Thinks I want to kill him or something." Dennis was highly amused by that, finishing his cigarette and flicking the butt to the ground. He took the lollypop and began to suck on it. It tasted nothing like real blood, but it would suffice until he could rip his fangs into a hot and throbbing neck.
"So looks like you lot are moving out," he indicated the notice that the Lestranges had issued earlier in the day.