Just once I'd like to win a battle and not end up in the hospital. Still, at least it wasn't an arrow up my arse this time. Wife plus no kids equals more than just a nice time. Not that I'm suggesting you spend any time alone with my wife in the near future - I don't trust you near her.
Don't worry, it's impervious to anyone else's cheating charms. I'll be wiping the floor with you, mate.