Bellum Letale Logs

Who: Joanie and Luther
What: The Breakdown
Where: Charleston, South Carolina
When: July 27th/28th
Warnings: Angst, suicidal tendencies, mind-fuckery, and potential swearing.
Notes: Tissues. Bring them.

( Will you stay strong as you promised? Cause I'm stranded and bare. )

Tags: javert, wicked witch

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Who: Luther and Joanie
What: The Aftermath
Where: Charleston, South Carolina
When: July 27th
Warnings: Crying, angst, heartstrings getting pulled hard enough to snap, and possibly swearing.

( If I'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand? )

Tags: javert, wicked witch

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Jul. 25th, 2010

Who: Joanie and Javert (with a brief appearance by Luther and some NPCs)
What: The Smackdown of the Century: Javert vs. Joanie.
Where: Joanie’s neighborhood in SC.
When: Evening of July 26th
Warnings: Fighting, Swearing, Mind-fuckery, Angst.

( They stake the odds til we take to the streets. )

Tags: javert, wicked witch

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Jul. 23rd, 2010

Who: Luther, Joanie, and Joanie's family
What: A big family dinner
Where: Charleston, South Carolina
When: July 23rd, at dinnertime
Warnings: Extreme funny

( We now arrive at the part of our story wherein hilarity ensues. )

Tags: javert, wicked witch

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Jul. 20th, 2010

Who: Aiden and Joanie
What: Chillin'
Where: 703
When: Sometime after Aiden runs into Vlad
Warnings: These guys are total douchebags

( A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. )

Tags: van helsing, wicked witch

Jul. 18th, 2010

tiger_says_rawr

Who: Sam et Kermit.
What: Wooing and courting. And other stuff.
Where: 703. Oh hey! He's going to surprise her and come down.
When: The night of this.
Warnings: Probably nothing above a PG-13 level but if Joanie becomes a woman in this thread, I'll make sure to let everyone know.

( If the world would fall apart in a fiction-worthy wind, I wouldn't change a thing now that you're here. )

Jul. 16th, 2010

Who: Gabby and Joanie
What: A chance meeting
Where: Starbucks
When: Mid-morning, probably around 9:30 or 10
Warnings: Swearing, cattiness, rhaeg, and any other nonsense Joanie comes up with.

( Every little trait, however small, makes my very flesh begin to crawl. )

Tags: glinda, wicked witch

Jul. 12th, 2010

Who: Russell and Joanie
What: Working on the Robot Duck
Where: 705
When: Sunday after Fail!Moon, we'll say early afternoon
Warnings: Major dork alert.

( Robot ducks are the best part of civilization. )

Tags: jim hawkins, wicked witch

Who: Sam and Joanie
What: Hanging out
Where: 904
When: Sunday after Fail!Moon, around 8 o'clock
Warnings: PG-style swearing, discussion of drunken texts, and general tomfoolery.

( Baby, I'll grant your wishes. )

Jul. 8th, 2010

Who: Luther and Joanie
What: Making a fort, realizing the Full Moon is a Fail Moon, and promptly getting drunk. (You know. Bro stuff.)
Where: 703 and the Fort of Dreams
When: June 26th at 6 PM
Warnings: Drunk texting, drunk thinking, drunk rolling around, drunk drinking. EDIT: And now Joanie has a pink cat. So warning for animal experimentation?

( Come on, all you Good Rats, we'll send you to Heaven! You'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam! )

Tags: javert, wicked witch

Jul. 3rd, 2010

Who: Sam and Joanie
What: Semi-awkward talking
Where: 904
When: June 24th, 5:15 PM
Warnings: None anticipated, though with Joanie, swearing is always a possibility. EDIT: PG-style smoochin' going on here people

( A cheesy gift is a sure sign of a good potential relationship. )

Jul. 2nd, 2010

Who: Joanie and Luther
What: Last leg of their trip (aka Talking Russia and Sam.)
Where: Umm US 95? (Pretty much in Luther’s SUV)
When: Morning of the 23rd
Warnings: Angst, Depression, Swearing, All that jazz.

( Life is a highway - I'm going to ride it all night long. )

Tags: javert, wicked witch

Jun. 30th, 2010

Who: Luther and Joanie
What: Getting to the airport then waiting for their plane
Where: Lobby -> Road -> Airport
When: Around 12:30 the day after they get back
Warnings: Bromance.

( Well the devil's nipping at your heels and this time it's for real. )

Tags: javert, wicked witch

Jun. 28th, 2010

Who: Russell and Joanie
What: Checking Up
Where: 705
When: Around 1:30 in the morning the night they get back to Bellum
Warnings: Extreme concern and lack of logic.

( Pick your heart up off the ground though I'm sure it weighs a ton. )

Tags: jim hawkins, wicked witch

Jun. 22nd, 2010

Who: Ella, Nick, and Joanie (and Tegan, too!)
What: Meeting Georgy Lvov
Where: A small town near the palace
When: Mach 20, 1917 (Day 3 for Group Xi)
Warnings: TBA, most likely just mild language.

( But evil's lurking so he's always on his guard. Cause if you're gonna spy you better spy hard. )

Tags: beauty, peter pan, plot: tempus, plot: xi, wendy, wicked witch

Jun. 20th, 2010

tiger_says_rawr

Who: Sam and Joanie.
What: Tending to horses. Neeeeigh?
Where: The palace stables.
When: Post-hunkering down and sleeping in a barn, post-pulling a Doc Brown and traveling back in time.
Warnings: ~~A stable is not very conducive to sexing, so probably none.~~ Bambi dies. Animal activists, proceed with caution.
Notes: Heeeeeey. So like, I am totally going to assume that either Joanie turned hay into clothes or they were all thrown time-appropriate clothes when dragged off to their respective whatever's. Yes, this is Kim and I have such a way with words. ETA: It was all Joanie. She Harry Twattered the barn group some clothes with whatever magic word it was. Hurjashfutuanfjh!

( A horse is a horse of course of course )

Tags: plot: tempus, plot: xi, shere khan, wicked witch

Jun. 14th, 2010

tiger_says_rawr

Who: Joanie and Sam.
What: Talk of tattoos and drinking, more emphasis on the drinking.
Where: Starting at the ink place then off to some bar.
When: Erm. Monday night?
Warnings: Rated PG-13 for language and mild thematic elements.

( If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, 'And then I got home.' )