"Well, it won't happen with me, I assure you," Gabby said sweetly. Yes, there were murderers in the world! And people who had unpaid parking tickets! And sometimes it rained! And Dracula would suck your blood! But yet somehow, life went on. "But I'm going to do whatever I can to protect myself, and that includes being educated about what we're dealing with." Though why Joanie chose to live in a building an OHEMGEE killer a few floors up really made no sense. Oh right, her friends. Who couldn't pick up and leave either. Basically, everyone was attached to the building with magical chains. Bunch of fucking hypocrites.
She rolled her eyes. "Thanks for leveling with me, someone who is a life form clearly not as superior to your own. But with such charming people in the building, how on earth could I get attached to anyone?"