Re: 1106/D3
Yeah, that's pretty much his main goal. As sad as it is he really does care about her, and if she wasn't here he'd probably spend his time looking for a way to get back home instead. He [...] doesn't really like it here. Christine's the only thing that he thinks makes it bearable. But are you sure Glinda is a lesbian? Maybe you're worried over nothing.
That would sound a lot better if the whole 'chandelier falling on my head' thing didn't render me unable to eat any of those cupcakes. The rest sounds like a good plan, though.
True - and you can stop any potential swordfights from becoming too deadly.