[moar laughter] Yeah, I saw that. What the hell? Whatever floats your boat, I guess. He could have worse interests, like collecting toenail clippings. Wait, so you're turning cans and shit into like, gold or whatever? [gasp of mock horror] Rip your face off? [pause] Probably. Well, no. I take that back. If he did then I'd kill myself just so he goes back to the jungle [another pause for dramatic effect] in hell.
[smile is obvious at this point] Um, you are mistaken there, madam.