Charming. But what if I'm well aware of these things?
You'll find the following correlates:
1. That should include most two-legged creatures as well. Three legged are remarkably reliable. 2. Of course not; they're spaghetti sauce. 3. The answer to any dating scenario. Few claim they're not innocent though. 4. The closet is impossible then as well. 5. Be careful what you wish for.