Well isn't this just precious. What a clever little way to link all the residents of this charming building together. The landlord - or whoever thought this up - must be a
genius.
I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to join in on the fun. I'm Corinne, the newest inhabitant of apartment #1207. That's pronounced 'ko-REEN', by the way.
Those damned nuns Every single one of my teachers got it wrong when I was in school.
Speaking of which; I've been doing my homework, and I must say it seems as though this place is just
full of activity. I've always preferred firsthand versions of events, however, so why don't you all indulge a girl and share - I want to hear it all. The good, the bad, even the downright ugly; all those delicious little details. My job keeps me rather busy, you see, so I might not be around often enough to experience things for myself.