[ooc: If this looks legible, it's because he c/ped most of it from Evelyn's post.]
Who wants to take me out to dinner?
I'll let you fight over me, ladies and gentlemen. I expect you to make a red bull/del taco run (twenty cans and the fiesta pack). However, I'll give you the ten bucks. And if tacos and an all-nighter of Halo can't get you, then I have no idea what you people want out of life.