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Title: One Of Us Needs An Evil Goatee
Author: kay_jay_dee
Fandom(Pairing): Teen Wolf (Stiles Stilinski/Stiles Stilinski)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,097 words
Summary: He was kissing himself. Jesus Christ, it wasn’t any less weird the second time around.
Or, the one where Stiles travels back in time and has sex with himself.
Or, possibly the weirdest thing I have ever written.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Highlight for Warnings: * Underage. Time travel sex. Self-cest? What's it called when you have sex with yourself from the future? *
Beta: Unfortunately, no one, since I only finished this about an hour away from midnight. If you spot anything, don't hesitate to let me know.


One Of Us Needs An Evil Goatee on A03

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Title: Ye Olde Sterek
Author: Spaghettitoes
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~5.1k
Fandom/Pairing: Teen Wolf - Sterek
Warnings: British Spelling. Perilously precipitous to purple prose (say that three times fast). Kate and Peter are screwed up but in different ways. Pantaloons.  Convenient, vague lube. Historical accuracy to a point.  AU.
Summary: Stiles is a very virginal novice monk but he didn’t chose to be and Derek is a gloomy knight forced to return to a home he’d rather avoid. However, there is light in every darkness and lessons in every situation.
A/N: I don’t care about reality, monks just don’t wear underwear. Also ha – I found a way to justify using British spelling - I’m not sorry, Americans IDK what you have against the letter U. It felt more genre appropriate to have Derek be a bit more chatty than normal, OOC I know but I’ve tried to minimise that where I can. Thanks to amo_amas_amat for the Beta, although I regret I am yet to find anyone with whom I agree on the punctuation of speech. All mistakes are hers of course, even the ones I added later on - that’s why you have a beta.
Should be read in an appropriately dramatic style with an olde English accent and much aplomb.  
Declaration: I have nothing to do with this show or MTV and don’t expect I ever will now that I’ve failed my potions exam.

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Be My Thrill (1245 words) by BridgetMcKennitt
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cora Hale/Lydia Martin
Additional Tags: Cunnilingus, Fingerfucking, post-season 3, Bring Back The Porn Challenge
Summary:

Cora didn't expect to stumble into bed with Lydia, but now that she had, she wasn't getting out of it.

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