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Snarry Children's Rhymes [Aug. 19th, 2007|10:24 pm]

Title: Jump Rope/Clapping Rhymes for Snarry Fans
Author: [info]elfwreck
Rating: Ummm… what rating for use of the F-word? Nothing graphic.
Word Count: 170
Warnings: Crack, plus the warnings you'd expect for children's rhymes if they were reviewed the way fanfic is normally done. Highlight to view * Hatesex, unrealistic sex (multiple times per night), implied chan, imprisonment, rape, implied insanity. * Mostly included to remind myself that anything might be considered warn-able to some people, and for the ridiculousness of warning for crack.

Summary: Imagine a group of Hogwarts schoolchildren, many years after the events of DH (your choice if that's "after the final chapter" or "after the epilogue"), with their enchanted jumprope that doesn't require anyone to hold the ends. Of course, they won't be saying Muggle jump-rope rhymes; they'll have their own. Muggle kids chant about Lizzie Borden and London Bridges. Wizard kids make up rhymes about their own heroes.
A/N: Mock censorship; it's the only way to defeat it in the long run. If you really want to guarantee an idea will never die, convince an eight-year-old that it's funny. (Anyone who wants to actually convince 8-year-olds to use these is recommended to replace the word "fuck" with "kiss," wherever it happens to appear.)

Cinderella, Dressed in Yellow )

Oh Little Playmate )

Miss Mary Mack )
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[Aug. 20th, 2007|12:48 am]
sadly, i have no gifts. i did, however, want to say thank you. you are the absolute epitome of grace under pressure right now. everyone should aspire to hold it together as well as you have, and with as much class.
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Big-Assed Thank You to Femme! [Aug. 19th, 2007|09:21 pm]

This is a great big thank you to Femme because I'm a great big fan of hers. (Femme, suppose you sat down to a cup of coffee with the band-man of your choice and discussed how you both handle fame and fans? What would be the same? What would be different? Heh.) Anyway, this is a great big thank you for enduring with amazing grace all the shit that's been heaped upon your shoulders recently.

where it gets a bit mushy )
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[Aug. 19th, 2007|12:51 pm]

[mood | bouncy]
[music |Timebomb - Old 97's]

I think we need some dancing at this party. :)

Keepon dancing to Spoon's "Don't You Evah"
same thing, hi res
(Hm, IJ apparently doesn't do embedded videos yet. So, YouTube links instead!)

For these next, you were there, Femme, and got sweated upon and even have it on cd. :D But I think we could all do with a little more Old 97's in our lives. Alas the sound quality is bad. But the interaction! Just look at them!

Although, why is it all my best clips are their mean songs? XD

The Other Shoe - Old 97's

Wish the Worst - Old 97's

Oh, wait, here's a friendlier one from the first set. And I got almost the whole thing!
Question - Old 97's

It was so insanely hot that night and there were drunk people dancing practically on top of us and the humidity was 100% and my feet were killing me. And I'd do it again in a shot. Any time you want to see the Old 97's, I'm there.

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Drawble for Short, Fast and Loud [Aug. 19th, 2007|12:27 am]

[mood | giddy]

Femme, this first bit of art references the crackfic. I put out a call for artists (or rather, the inestimable [info]glockgal put out the call for me) to illustrate the story for you and got several nibbles for drawbles and such.

Except I don't think this is a drawble, do you? It's by [info]glockgal of course, and I think it's absolutely brilliant.

Artist: [info]glockgal
Characters: Draco, Harry, Snape
Rating: no warnings
see it! (104k) )
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Simpsons Avatar Maker says... [Aug. 18th, 2007|08:45 pm]
Just some general silliness. )
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Open card for everyone to love on Femme! [Aug. 18th, 2007|09:31 am]

Thank You Femme!

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We tossed Rhett Miller in the band box too. He's writing a song just for you. :-D Cause you're just all-around awesome and deserve it!
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Short, Fast and Loud [Aug. 18th, 2007|01:52 am]

[Current Location |bed]
[mood | amused]
[music |Sugar, We're Goin' Down (acoustic) - FOB]

Title: Short, Fast and Loud (or Being an HP - Fall Out Boy Pseudo-meta Crossover Involving in Order of Appearance Messrs Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Joseph Trohman, Andrew Hurley, Patrick Stump, and Peter Wentz)

Warnings for (mostly implied) obscenity and rampant silliness. Lightly drawn hints of SS/DM/HP as well as suggestion of more than friendship within FOB.

Written for [info]femmequixotic

2,382 words )

One comment about FOB peeling grapes and a crackfic is born. I hope this gives you a giggle, Femme.
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