Ha! Very enjoyable, totally fun, what everyone else has said, and then some!
I get a kick out of no-nonsense Narcissa and the "strangely clingy" Lucius :D And even more, from frumpy but still utterly intense glamoured!Snape (no doubt wearing something along the lines of Neville's grandmother's gown?), and Draco's response:
Yes, she was a little frightening, but it was in a way that felt strangely familiar to him, almost as if she were one of the Knockturn Alley hags he used to see loitering just outside Borgin and Burkes, not something really scary, like the hordes of overly-mascara'd, underage girls...
Hahahaha. Yes, that would be Snape. And not "something really scary, like the ... overly-mascara'd, underage" girl JKR would've matched him up with in the Epilogue if she'd cared enough about a Slytherin to bother!