Flotsam and Jetsam

Actually, against all tradition (of one year and a few failed attempts) I'm not writing crackfic. Don't worry, the doctors are on the case and trying to find out who the imposter writing this story actually is...

( TF FIC TIEM -CHAPTUR WUN (NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT IN THE CUTS, REELEH. )

I now remember why I don't write srs fic any more. I get embarrassed by it.

Fandom:Dynasty Warriors
Rating:Small people safe really
Summary:Ummm...Zhang He, Cao Ren and a comb?
Author notes:ZOMG, the first DW 'Serious face' fic I've ever written. Please let it be the last.
Disclaimer:DW is owned by Koei



Written in a response for the Musou Meme on LJ.

( I feel pretty, oh so pretty )

Fandom:Final Fantasy VII
Rating:R - sort of, maybe? I'd apologise for not being sure, but I'm English.
Summary:Chaos has returned to the planet along with Omega, but for Vincent there are still issues to deal with left in their wake. For the rest of Gaia, there's a planet that needs to heal and rebuild. The WRO on one side, opposing factions on the other, life doesn't seem to get any smoother.
Author notes:Oh dear. Just when I think I know where I'm going with this, I lose the plot again. Twelve chapters in and I'm still going 'whut?'
Disclaimer:All characters belong to SquareEnix and I make no money. However, this crazy lack of idea belongs to me. SqEx would never get Cid and Vincent doing this, they'd get them doing something sensible - maybe.



( Chapter 12 )

Fandom:Devil May Cry
Rating:G
Summary:Dante, post DMC3 just after the credits I suppose but before the final cutscenes.
Author notes:Un-beta'd or edited in any way. Just some idea my brain was following at the time. Prompt 'Dante and Vergil, titled 'The Edge of the Map'. It didn't turn out quite as I meant it to.
Disclaimer:Devil May Cry belongs to Capcom, I make no money nor claims from this fanwork.



( The wind can't carry everything away with it )

Fandom:Devil May Cry
Rating:G
Summary:Dante putting some of Nero's abilities to the test, a small (nine words over) drabble.
Author notes:Prompt borrowed for a community, as I'm too shy to post anywhere but here.
Disclaimer:Devil May Cry and Characters belong to Capcom.

( When faced with a cliff - jump. )

Fandom:Devil May Cry
Summary:Sparda has defeated Mundus. Now all that needs to be done is close the Temen-ni-gru for good. Sometimes letting someone else do what's necessary is harder than doing it yourself.
Rating:PG-13
Disclaimer:Devil May Cry and all associated belong to Capcom.

( Chapter 3 )

Fandom:Devil May Cry
Summary:Sparda has defeated Mundus. Now all that needs to be done is close the Temen-ni-gru for good. Sometimes letting someone else do what's necessary is harder than doing it yourself.
Rating:PG-13
Author notes:: I wasn’t sure how to tackle this chapter initially, but on thought of the demon bosses behaviours, I came to the conclusion that with the exception of Beowulf, none of them mentioned Sparda (Nevan doesn‘t count, hers was a complimentary comment). This got me to thinking about a new way of writing this that differed from my original idea, also it was a way of explaining why the demon bosses in DMC3 lack any real evilness you would normally expect to find as an inherent trait among such a group. So if you’ll forgive me, this is where this story probably goes totally AU, but I just really wanted to explore this idea.
Disclaimer:Devil May Cry and all associated belong to Capcom.

( Chapter 2 )

Title:Bonds of Friendship
Fandom:Devil May Cry
Rating:PG-13
Summary:Sparda has defeated Mundus. Now all that needs to be done is close the Temen-ni-gru for good. Sometimes letting someone else do what's necessary is harder than doing it yourself.
Author notes: ( Long author notes are long and I really need to re-write this at some point )
Disclaimer:Devil May Cry belongs to Capcom.

( Chapter 1 )

Title:Death and Taxes
Fandom:Devil May Cry
Rating:PG
Summary:Dante doesn't like paperwork...
Author notes:Dante doing ’normal’ things always makes me laugh, so for this one I decided to have him do something that is the bane of our lives, but at least we can put our name. I am aware that a lot of people see ‘Sparda’ as Dante’s surname, but I’ve yet to see it on anything canon (point me in the right direction if I’m wrong), so I take it that Dante doesn’t have a surname. He wouldn’t be the first, my Great Grandmother didn’t have one either.
Disclaimer:All owned by Capcom, and they can keep it too.


( Death and Taxes )

Title:The Little Things
Fandom:Devil May Cry
Rating:PG
Summary:Eva finds some days harder than others.
Author notes:If anyone ever finds out I'm secretly a complete sucker for Eva/Sparda, I may never live it down.
Disclaimer:Still not owning Devil May Cry.

( The little things )

Fandom:Devil May Cry
Rating:PG
Summary:Dante has fallen, in a most unexpected place.
Author notes:Don't ask. I have a friend. She is insane. I like her muchly for this.
Disclaimer:Devil May Cry belongs to Capcom, as does the characters and the object of affection in question. Honestly, look at this fic. Do you think they'd let me have it?


( wtf boots? )

Fandom:Devil May Cry
Rating:PG 13
Summary:Dante, Vergil and a world full of demons. Some of them might even come out of it alive...
Author notes: AU, have no idea when, where or how this is set, I'm just having fun. Though, being the total DMC fan that I am, I'm trying to go for a more original DMC feel rather than the later games.
Disclaimer: Characters and most settings are the property of Capcom.

( Chapter 1 )

Fandom:Final Fantasy VII
Rating:PG-13 for the mo.
Summary:Chaos has returned to the planet along with Omega, but for Vincent there are still issues to deal with left in their wake. For the rest of Gaia, there's a planet that needs to heal and rebuild. The WRO on one side, opposing factions on the other, life doesn't seem to get any smoother.
Author notes:Seriously don't ask. I have no idea what is going on here, I haven't even run a basic grammar check on this because I got sick of staring at it to see if it made any sense, so I'm relying on you my poor long suffering readers to tell me if this chapter is total wtf or not (long author notes are long).
Disclaimer:I barely claim to own this fic some days, let alone any of the characters.


( Chapter 11 )

Fandom:Final Fantasy VII
Rating:PG-13
Summary:Chaos has returned to the planet along with Omega, but for Vincent there are still issues to deal with left in their wake. For the rest of Gaia, there's a planet that needs to heal and rebuild. The WRO on one side, opposing factions on the other, life doesn't seem to get any smoother.
Author notes:Watch as I attempt with debatable success to move Cid and Vincent's relationship forward! Sorry kids, No Yuffie and Reno this time...well, this is a Cid/Vincent fic ya'know :P
Disclaimer:I still am not director of Square Enix and have not turned into Nomura over night, so I wake this morning to find, surprisingly, that I still don't own these guys.

( Chapter 10 )

[Chapter 1][Chapter 2][chapter 3][Chapter 4][Chapter 5][Chapter 6][Chapter 7][Chapter 8][Chapter 9]

Fandom:Final Fantasy VII
Rating:PG-13
Summary:Chaos has returned to the planet along with Omega, but for Vincent there are still issues to deal with left in their wake. For the rest of Gaia, there's a planet that needs to heal and rebuild. The WRO on one side, opposing factions on the other, life doesn't seem to get any smoother.
Author notes:I have no excuse.
Disclaimer:FFVII and all characters belong to Square Enix.


( Chapter 9 )

[Chapter 1][Chapter 2][chapter 3][Chapter 4][Chapter 5][Chapter 6][Chapter 7][Chapter 8]

Fandom:Final Fantasy VII
Rating:PG-13
Summary:Chaos has returned to the planet along with Omega, but for Vincent there are still issues to deal with left in their wake. For the rest of Gaia, there's a planet that needs to heal and rebuild. The WRO on one side, opposing factions on the other, life doesn't seem to get any smoother
Author's notes:Again unbeta'd. Nope, still have no real idea where I'm going with this. Exciting huh?
Disclaimer:Final Fantasy VII belongs to Square Enix, I make nothing from this beyond taking up space on my hard drive.

( Chapter 8 )


[Chapter 1][Chapter 2][chapter 3][Chapter 4][Chapter 5][Chapter 6][Chapter 7]

Fandom:FFVII
Rating:PG-13
Summary:Chaos has returned to the planet along with Omega, but for Vincent there are still issues to deal with left in their wake. For the rest of Gaia, there's a planet that needs to heal and rebuild. The WRO on one side, opposing factions on the other, life doesn't seem to get any smoother.
Author notes:I have no idea what I'm doing with this, and it probably shows! Anyway, still unbeta'd because I don't want to bother my beta when she's got her own stuff to do, so you'll have to rely on my poor editing skills.
Disclaimer:I own nothing to do with FFVII except this story idea, which Square Enix wouldn't want anyway.

( Chapter 7 )

[Chapter 1][Chapter 2][chapter 3][Chapter 4][Chapter 5][Chapter 6]

Fandom:Devil May Cry
Rating:PG
Summary:Trish contemplates her new life.
Disclaimer:All ur Devil May Cry are belong to Capcom.

( challenge fic )

Fandom:Final Fantasy X
Rating:PG-13
Summary:Set during the aftermath of the Crusaders unsuccessful attack on Sin.
Disclaimer:Final Fantasy X, all characters and setting therein belong to SquareEnix.



( Beautiful and dangerous is the sea )

Fandom:Final Fantasy VII
Pairing:Cid/Vincent
Prompt:#42 Monk
Rating:PG
Warnings: None except this doesn't necessarily make a huge amount of sense.

( Prompt #42 for finalfantasy100 )

Fandom:Final Fantasy VII
Rating:PG-13 because I don't think it warrants a higher rating than that.
Summary:Cid, Vincent, a cave, Yuffie stuck on a ledge, that kind of thing.
Disclaimer:All characters and settings herein belong to Square Enix, though I doubt they'd lay any kind of claim to the content.

( Cid and Vincent sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G - or not )