InsaneJournal

Who: Suiwi Teng and Timbo Brodksy
What: Timbo's running late, Suiwi want's to know where he is.
Where: Phonecall.
When: Wednesday Night.



-ring ring ring-

"Oscurecimeinto Tattoo and Piercing Studio, this is Timbo."

"Chyeah, how much would it be to have your sexy face tattooed on my ass?"

-laugh- "Hey Su. Wassup?"

"Are you done yet?"

"Cleanin' up. Why? Gettin' antsy?"

"....maybe?"

"I'll be home as soon as Cove stops dicking around so I can lock up."

"Tell him I'll kick his ass in to next week."

-yells- "'EY COVE. SU SAYS CUT THE SHIT SO I CAN GO HOME AND GIVE HER SOME ATTENTION." -pause- "YEAH, YOU WISH!" -to Suiwi- "I think he's intimidated."

"What exactly is it that he wishes?"

"Something unfit for my lady's ears."

"I see. Tell him I said he was a bastard."

"You can tell him tomorrow. Just drew up the schedule - you and Cove, opening."

"Huzzah. Don't think I'll forget. That's the first thing I'll tell him."

"I want full details. I'll still be asleep while this is happening."

-grumbles- "Why can't you make Lena open?"

"Because if I put her for opening, she'll cruise on in a half hour late, half asleep and looking like the victim of a zombie attack."

"So what's the chance of me geting out of opening by being half an hour late, half asleep, and the victim of a zombie attack?"

"You won't be, because you've got me to kick you out of bed on time."

"Damn. There's always a catch."

"So sad."

-dramatic sigh- "Fine. If that's how it has to be. Tell Cove he'd better not be fucking late."

"Yeah, I'll tell him. Though he'll probably still be awake, prowling the night for emo kids to assrape. No chance of him oversleeping." -snickers- "Ow. You do not want to start shit with me, assfucker."

"That was a mental picture I could have lived without...." -chuckles- "Kick his ass, babe."

"You know I could take that skinny little scene kid. I'm telling you, you're not a man 'til you've got an apadravya..."

"I don't even want to think about Cove with an apadravya. That's...disgusting. Especially after you add the emo kid assraping."

"Hm, good. Don't think about Cove's limp dick at all."

-fake gag- "Then stop mentioning it."

-laugh- "Righto. Almost done here. Need me to get anything on the way home? Takeout?"

"Mmmm....Indian?"

"Sounds good to me."

"Me too. Now I'm hungry. You should hurry."

"I'm out the door right now, babe. I'll be there soon."

"Alright. See you soon. Loves!"

"Yep." -click-