InsaneJournal

Who: Suiwi Teng and Alena Alkeinos
What: The invention of piercing needle blow guns (which don't work so well for hunting wilderbeasts?). Oh, and some other random stuff, too.
When: Tuesday (before the exorcism)
Where: AIM



jab stab poke: Psssssssssssssssssst.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Whhhhhhhhhhhat?
jab stab poke: Fuck if I know...
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: XD
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Hey, Sui. Sup!?
jab stab poke: NOTHING. I'm hiding in my apartment, for fear that I will literally freeze to death if I take one step outside.
jab stab poke: Doesn't help that I totally rolled down the bottom two steps today, because SOMEBODY forgot to salt the stairs.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Aww, poor joo! I hope you don't freeze to death because I'll be back at the shop tomorrow!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: And cut Timbo some slack... I'm sure... he was going something important?
jab stab poke: Whoa, really? Awesome! It'll be good to have you back.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: *doing
jab stab poke: Something important? Buuuuh...no.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Really, really! I didn't think I could actually miss the place, but I'm really excited! Hopefully we aren't dead tomorrow because I really want to stab some people!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: LOL... true.
jab stab poke: It's been kind of slow lately. Nobody wants to skip out to get pierced when the bits of metal stuck in their skin are going to fucking freeze.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Dude, I thought my rook piercing was like stuck to my ear the other day... well it kinda is, but you know... because it's been so GD cold!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: We should advertise... then again whenever my dad sends out someone to pass out flyers and such... it's always me. So NVM.
jab stab poke: This chick came in to get her nose pierced, and I SUHWEAR she had this massive cold. I was, like, chyeah, come back when you're not all mucusy...
jab stab poke: Go freeze your ass off on the side of the street for the good of the company!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: EUW! I mean, granted we deal with some pretty noxious bodily fluids, but I don't want your snot dripping down my gloves, even while wearing gloves, while I'm trying to shove a cork up your nose. And... yeah nothanks.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: ...that's alotta gloves I'm wearing there XD
jab stab poke: Why would you WANT to put a stud in your nose when you had a cold? That shit would just be uncomfortable.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Whenever I get a cold, I usually just change my nostril screw to a ring because it doesn't irritate it as much. -shrug-
jab stab poke: Which is not so much an option for new piercings, yo.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Orly? Didn't know that... :P
jab stab poke: SmartASS.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: <3 <3 <3
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: OH!
jab stab poke: OH?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I got a call from that dude who's girlfriend wanted to do the 18 point corset piercing! They are gonna be into the shop on Thursday! Wanna help me with that!?
jab stab poke: Chyeah!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: TAG TEAM THAT SHIT!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I CAN'T WAIT! -squee-
jab stab poke: w00t.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Wow, it's been forever since I've talked to you!
jab stab poke: Yeha, well, you've been sick.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: About that... Damn my immune system! How'd the party for Farmer go? Did Cove and Thomas do any more renditions of the Twilight trailer? Discussions of emo kids? More importantly, how pissed was my Dad that I didn't show back up? I've... kinda been avoiding him. >.<
jab stab poke: Oh, he was pissed. But he got over it. The party was fab, of course. There were Twilight trailer renditions, and a few other parody moments that I will not discuss here. Your dad hasn't said anything about it since, so I'm sure it's fine.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: He'll probably corner me and bitch me out... but I'm just not going to think about that! ^_^
jab stab poke: Best of luck with that mess, yo.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Thanks, Sui. I'll need it.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Hey.
jab stab poke: Ho?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Do you know anything about exorcisism?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: PLURAL! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PLURAL!
jab stab poke: Plural as in 'exorcisms'?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Mmhmm.
jab stab poke: No, sorry, I've never seen the exorcist.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I mean like do you know how to perform one?
jab stab poke: Why in the hell would I know how to perform an exorcism?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I dunno.
jab stab poke: Can I ask what you're exorcising, exactly?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: ...my couch.
jab stab poke: I'm assuming your going to need....lots of pot.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: When... don't I do things that involve lots of pot?
jab stab poke: That is so very true.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Supposedly it's haunted by a ghost that eats lip gloss.
jab stab poke: Is this ghost M or F?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Well... I named him Bernard... and everybody keeps talking about it like it's a guy... so I guess... male.
jab stab poke: What does a guy ghost need with lipgloss?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: He eats it.
jab stab poke: Does your couch actually make the 'OMNOMNOM' noise, or are you just assuming?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: It twitches. The cushions do... supposedly more so when Springer is on.
jab stab poke: Okay. Well, that settles it. I'm never going to your house.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Once we get the ghost out of the couch, it'll be fine!
jab stab poke: Uh-huh. Sure it will.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: SRSLY!
jab stab poke: What if it's NOT a ghost? What if you have some...creature living in your couch? Yeah, no thanks.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: STFU SUIWI TENG!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: DON'T EVEN SUGGEST THAT!
jab stab poke: Too LATE.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I DON'T WANT A FUCKING BOGGART OR SOME SHIT IN MY COCH!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: *COUGH
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: *COUCH
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: GD YOU'VE GOT ME ALL WORKED UP NOW!
jab stab poke: Slow your roll, Alkeinos.
jab stab poke: Go smoke a joint or something. You'll feel better....
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I'm already stoned off of my ass!
jab stab poke: ....as long as you STAY AWAY FROM YOUR BOGGART INFESTED COUCH.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: STFU!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: STFU!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: STFU!
jab stab poke: zomg! You missed the drama the other daaaay.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: WHAT!?
jab stab poke: Like, two days ago, this guy came in and wanted to get his foreskin pierced. So Timbo was all 'come on back' and the guy leans over the counter and leers at me and is all 'why can't she do it?'. I though Timbo was going to shove the guy out the door.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Fucking creepers!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Why do we always get the creepers!
jab stab poke: Cause we're hot?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: We as in the shop in general, or just me and you? ...because I think Cove looks a little like a drag queen. Which is like synonomous with scene kid...
jab stab poke: Mostly me and you.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: BYAAAH!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Did the dude get pierced?
jab stab poke: Chyeah. But not by me.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Bah ha ha. Take that creepers!
jab stab poke: Creepers never win.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: That should be the new shop slogan.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: ...in Spanish.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I wonder what 'creeper' in espanol is.
jab stab poke: Why would we want to advertise to the creepers?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Well wouldn't that be dissuading creepers from coming into the shop? They'd see it and be like, "Oh nvm." Than go on their creeper way?
jab stab poke: I'd think that they'd see it and be like 'HEY. This is my place. It even says so on the door! I think I'll go in and try to grab the ass of the asian chick, then cry like a bitch when her boyfriend shanks me with a 14g needle!'
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: At least you didn't have that one guy come up behind you while you were tracing a stencil for his tattoo and try to grind up against you? I still don't know who even let the guy into the office in the first place. So gross.
jab stab poke: Holy ass. And your dad didn't kill him? Or, at the very least, tattoo 'I AM A CREEPER' on his forehead?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: My dad was out of town, it was just me and Thomas in the shop cause it was a Sunday. He like threw the dude out, like picked him up and threw him out the front door.
jab stab poke: Good for Thomas. I hope he never came back. Thomas is scary.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Dude, who wouldn't be afraid of a like 19 foot black dude covered in tattoos that looks like a linebacker?
jab stab poke: Right?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Good thing I know about his secret weakness.
jab stab poke: Sounds...nefarious....
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Emo kids?
jab stab poke: Riiiiiiight.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I don't understand his obsession with them. Haven't you ever caught him and Cove having in-depth philosophical talks about them while they've got some random MySpace page of emo guys kissing each other?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: *EACH OTHER UP
jab stab poke: I've seen that. I don't really understand it, but I've seen it.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I... don't think I want to understand it.
jab stab poke: Yeah, me either. I think that qualifies as creepy.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Maybe they... are sekritly emo kids... that kiss each other? O.o
jab stab poke: NO. NONONONONO. Thanks. Now I get to go bleach my brain.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: The height different alone baffles me. I mean... Cove's shorter than me and Thomas is a fucking beast...
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: *DIFFERENCE
jab stab poke: Don't make me make a sex doll joke.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Eeeeeee-YEUGH!!
jab stab poke: Gag.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I don't think I'll ever be able to look at Cove the same way again...
jab stab poke: Yeaaah. Me neither.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Should we kill him so we don't have to get that mental image everytime we see him prancing about the shop?
jab stab poke: We could make it look like a freak accident...
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Stab him with hundreds of piercing needles and then... that's all I got.
jab stab poke: How would being stabbed with hundreds of piercing needles looks like a freak accident?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: ...That's what so great about freak accidents. Freak. As in it doesn't ordinarily happen.
jab stab poke: I was thinking more along the lines of lightning strike, but hey. We could do that, too. Tie him down and fling them at him like darts.
jab stab poke: OH. We could make blow guns, and hunt him through the shop.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Lightning strike? Ohhhkay. That would actually be a freak accident.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: BLOW GUNS!?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: FUCK YES!
jab stab poke: Blow guns loaded with needles!
jab stab poke: It's fucking genius.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I'M SO THERE!
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: WHEN ARE WE DOING THIS!?
jab stab poke: I dunno. How pissed is your dad gonna be when we kill Cove?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Ehhh... he'll get over it?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I think Thomas might be a little sad though.
jab stab poke: We shouldn't risk Thomas' retribution. Although we could hunt him with blow guns, too. Though that would be like trying to kill a wilderbeast with toothpicks....
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Did you just compare Thomas to a wilderbeast?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: *snort*
jab stab poke: I sure did.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I knew there was a reason I liked you, Teng.
jab stab poke: Psht. You've seen the guy. He's a wilderbeast in man form.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: So very, very true.
jab stab poke: Just...don't tell him I said that. I'd hate to think of what would happen if he tried to charge me or something. I'm quick, but I fear something would get broken.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I doubt Thomas would hurt his favourite asian.
jab stab poke: Only because he's afraid of Timbo.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Good point.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I've got freaking no one to protect me in that damned shop!
jab stab poke: Please. Like ANY of those guys wouldn't kick ass for you.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: That doesn't stop them from coming up with games like "Catch Allie!" Did I tell you about that the last time Bojeezy came by the shop?
jab stab poke: They tried to expand that to "Catch Suiwi!", but Timbo got all scowly and said something about groping his girlfriend so they stopped playing.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: We need to revolt.
jab stab poke: How would we do that?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Wait until November 5th... and... burn down the shop?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Guy Fawkes?
jab stab poke: LMAO.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: I think my dad might get pissed.
jab stab poke: Chyeah, just a little.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Have you any better ideas?
jab stab poke: Not...really...
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: Oh.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: We'll think on it?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: TOMORROW!?
jab stab poke: Tomorrow?
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: WHEN I WORK!
jab stab poke: RIGHT.
jab stab poke: TOMORROW.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: TOMORROW!
jab stab poke: SEE YA, CHICK.
t3nt4cl3 r4p3: BAI!