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Who: Alena and Gulliver
What: Phone Call
When: Before the exorcism.


-ring-

"Woah! Dude. Long time no hear, what's the shindig these day?"

-creepy warbley voice- "Guuuully. Thiiiiis is Berrrrrnaaaarrrrrddddd."

-snicker- "Thhhheeee ghooost thhhaaat liiiiveeesss innn Aaaaalennna'a coooouch."

"Oooooo no yew di'n't! Bitch better watch out or the Hebrew Hammer'll come exo'cise your ass!"

"Iii'lllll hauuuunnnttt yooouuurr couuccch neeee-" -burst of laughter- "Hey Gull, what's up?"

-Laughs as well- "Finishing up my most excellent suit, you? Haven't been eaten by cushins yet it seems.."

"Yeah... I wanted to talk to you about that... but first we should attend to the fact that my couch is trying to eat my cat. You free to help exorcise it tonight?"

*I'm good. You free

**I'm good just trying to find my lip gloss, but I think the couch ate it. You free

"Oh you know I'm in for this adventure! When, where, and is there a virgin otherthanme we can sacrifice?"

"My apartment, tonight, and we were thinking my brother... but decided on a Furby."

"That'll do! I expect my services to be compensated by consumables."

"I've got lots of Steak-Umms... and some Jolly Ranchers?"

"Deal."

"Oh and we got all of the other stuff you mentioned. Alvin's goldfish, a bible, some gelt... couldn't find any real gold coins and whatever else it was you mentioned."

"Most excellent to hear my young apprentice. Tonight, Hell shall fear the name of Morris!"

"...You're invoking demons to help rid my couch of a ghost?"

"No. If your ghost is there and is eating your things, its probably not friendly."

"Well technically... we don't know if it's eating things. But my lip gloss went missing and now Alec and Gabe think that it's a perverted British ghost that has an affinity for eating lip gloss and is going after my cat next... yanno think the bath tub/wash cloth scene in Ghostbusters II."

"Oh dude. That is so awesome. Can't wait to meet this ghastly fellow! Just.. hm.. Okay. Note to self: wear crappy clothes you won't mind getting slimed."

"Fucking Slimer shows up, I'm moving out."

"I'll move in. Me and Slimer are like BFFs, you know. True story."

-snorts- "No shit."

"No, slime. Mwahahah." -fake maniacle laugh-

-laughs- "Well it's good to see that we've got someone so well versed in this type of thing to help us out."

"Versed is definitely the keyword there, toots. In practice, well, let's just hope I don't end up like Chas Kramer.."

"...Chas Kramer?"

"Constantine's kid sidekick and booksmart apprentice.."

"Ehhh Vertigo. DC imprint. No dice."

"Was actually good. Keanu Reeves proved himself worthy of acting out another monotone role, but furthermore, proved that in a suit, he is the best human to play Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop."

"Hm. You learn something new everyday... might even check out that movie. Probably not... but maybe."

"Gotta keep an open mind! So what time's this shindig start?"

"I'll keep an open mind as long as it doesn't involve anything related to or involving DC comics and it's offspring. I have no clue, I'm just cleaning my apartment and then I gotta feed the fish and my cousin and boyfriend are already over here... so I guess just head over here and when you and Alec show up, we'll start."

"Sounds like a plan, gimme a few minutes to wash some paint off and I'll peddle on over."

"...Paint? Okay!"

"Gotta make things match. Metal arm gauntlets for added penetration protection. I'll be over in like.. 45, okay?"

"Okay. And we still needa talk, alright?"

"About?"

"...Stuff. Just come over, 'kay?"

"Yeah yeah, be there as soon as I can!"

"Hokay! Buhbye!"

"Gulliver, Awwaaayyyyy!" -giggles can be heard before a final click-