Who: Stephanie and Gulliver
What: Random talk.
Where: Phone
When: Tonight
Rating: PG-13

hey its steph: Gullyyyyyyyyyyy
GullaGullalsland: Steeephhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hey its steph: Hey hot stuff. What's happenin'?
GullaGullalsland: Oh, you know, steamy momma, just chillin like a villain. You?
hey its steph: Steamy momma? That's a new one.
hey its steph: Ha. Anyway. Exciting news.
GullaGullalsland: Eh, I try.
GullaGullalsland: Is it any more exciting than learning about your lack of virginity?! :O
hey its steph: Uh, well, it relates?
GullaGullalsland: Oh. Haha. That's cool. What's up?
hey its steph: I told Vince what hapepned, and I'm still alive!
GullaGullalsland: WOAH
GullaGullalsland: No WAI dude
hey its steph: Haha. Way.
GullaGullalsland: He was cool with it?
hey its steph: Wouldn't go that far..
hey its steph: OH. But Gulls, guess what he assumed I was going to tell him when I said I needed to tell him something!
GullaGullalsland: You're pregnant?!
hey its steph: No!
GullaGullalsland: What?
hey its steph: Gimme one more guess, just so I can see if you even drift in the general direction
GullaGullalsland: Pregnant, Virginity.. Lesbian?
hey its steph: ...YES
GullaGullalsland: HAHAHAHAHHA
GullaGullalsland: YES
GullaGullalsland: I KNEW I was right!
hey its steph: WTFFF do I strike you as a lesbian?
GullaGullalsland: Do I strike insecure football players as being gay?
GullaGullalsland: PUH-leeezzeee
GullaGullalsland: You're cute, you're cuddly, you play sports, AND are smart.
GullaGullalsland: That's like.. primma lezzie meat
hey its steph: That makes me a lesbian?
hey its steph: Whattt
GullaGullalsland: If you're trying to come out to me, you know I was active in the GSA and am a gay ally, its okay hon. XD
hey its steph: Gullyyyy
GullaGullalsland: I keeeed, I keeeed. Did Vince really come up with that?
hey its steph: YES
hey its steph: before I even said anything!
GullaGullalsland: HAHAHA That is awesome!
hey its steph: he got this weird look on his face and then goes "steph, are you gay?"
GullaGullalsland: Hold on.. I'm hallucinating.. laughing.. too.. hjardd... hahahah
GullaGullalsland: okay. all good.
GullaGullalsland: So Vince thought you were gay? That's brilliant. Seriously. Use that against him for the rest of his life.
hey its steph: Ughhh.
GullaGullalsland: How'd he take the actual news though, then?
hey its steph: He tried to play it off at first, but then he sort of crumbled and got into pissed off older brother mode and got mad at me because it was his best friend's brother so he 'couldn't kill him' and i had 'no idea how awkward it was going to be in the apartment now'
hey its steph: just imagine the blissful awkwardness if I were still living there
GullaGullalsland: Eeww, yeah, that would seriously suck.
hey its steph: But, you know, I'm still a threat to the superfriends or whatever, so.
hey its steph: ...I still owe him money. Shit. Don't let me forget to pay him back, okay?
GullaGullalsland: What do you owe him>
hey its steph: ..Money?
GullaGullalsland: How much? Maybe I can help. I get paid tomorrow.
hey its steph: why? so I'll owe you money instead? Come on, Gulls.
GullaGullalsland: What? No way. I'd just be helping out. No need to pay back
hey its steph: I'm not taking money from you Gulliver.
GullaGullalsland: Yes you are.
hey its steph: No, I'm not.
hey its steph: I don't need it, and I don't want it.
GullaGullalsland: Just pretend I'm Logan, and like, I'll throw my money at you and shout 'I've paid my whore!'
hey its steph: ...
GullaGullalsland: Moulin Rouge?
hey its steph: Yes, I know.
hey its steph: Why are you Logan?
GullaGullalsland: Oh, phew, okay.
GullaGullalsland: So that you'd take the money?
hey its steph: .....
hey its steph: You realize she doesn't take any of the money in the movie
GullaGullalsland: Yeah.
GullaGullalsland: She dies.
GullaGullalsland: >>
hey its steph: ...There's that.
hey its steph: And Logan and I are pretty damn far from a love story
GullaGullalsland: Why? I mean.. he had to be trustworthy and special enough for you to.. you know.
hey its steph: He is trustworthy, yeah. And he's a good friend, and I don't know... I was just thinking that since your first time is generally not so great, why not with someone you trust to take care of you?
GullaGullalsland: Yeah.. you're right. I guess.
hey its steph: I don't know, I used to think I wanted to save it for someone special, but... I can't say I really regret it.
GullaGullalsland: Why should you regret it? I'm sure sex is fantabulous!
hey its steph: Well, I mean, aren't you waiting for someone special?
GullaGullalsland: I was. But meh. Sex just doesn't drive me. Besides, wouldn't want to accidentally procreate little mes haha
hey its steph: So because I slept with Logan sex drives me?
GullaGullalsland: What? No. That's not what I said.
hey its steph: It's what you implied!
GullaGullalsland: Not for you!
GullaGullalsland: You're hardly a sexual creature.
GullaGullalsland: Unless..
GullaGullalsland: you're suprisingly kinky behind closed doors?! O_O
hey its steph: So what if I am, huh?
hey its steph: Just because you don't think I'm... sexy or something doesn't mean other people don't.
GullaGullalsland: Who said I don't think you're sexy?!
GullaGullalsland: Those words never left my mouth!
hey its steph: GullaGullalsland: You're hardly a sexual creature
GullaGullalsland: Doesn't say you're not sexy!
hey its steph: Then what does it say?!
GullaGullalsland: IT says nothing. You're looking too deep.
hey its steph: It obviously says something.
GullaGullalsland: Nope. Nothing.
hey its steph: ...So are you saying you think I'm sexy?
GullaGullalsland: Maybe.
GullaGullalsland: Who wouldn't think you're sexy?
GullaGullalsland: You're a pretty girl, Steph.
hey its steph: ...Really?
GullaGullalsland: Yeah, really...
hey its steph: ...Oh.
hey its steph: Um, so I kinda stole your sweatshirt from your house without meaning to. I should probably give it back to you.
GullaGullalsland: So THATS where it went!
GullaGullalsland: No worries, just bring it over whenever you can haha
hey its steph: Sorry. I wore it home the next morning when the power went out because it was kind freezing.
GullaGullalsland: No worries, it WAS kinda freezing.
GullaGullalsland: Your health is like muy importante
hey its steph: Well, you had another one, right? I didn't like...steal you're only one right?
GullaGullalsland: I live in hoodies
GullaGullalsland: actually.. I have 2.
GullaGullalsland: The purple one and my brother's school one somewhere under the bed
hey its steph: Well, then I guess I'd better give it back soon or you'll actually have to do laundry
GullaGullalsland: If you give it back, you could just DO my laundry
GullaGullalsland: i mean, that's what friends do right?
GullaGullalsland: laundry?
GullaGullalsland: yeah
GullaGullalsland: I thought so.
GullaGullalsland: thanks!
GullaGullalsland: XD
hey its steph: ...That's what moms do.
hey its steph: And since I'm not your mom, I think that means no laundry duty for meee.
hey its steph: But I might be thoughtful enough to wash it for you.
hey its steph: So you won't have to smell like girly purfume all day.
GullaGullalsland: Aww, how niuce of you.
GullaGullalsland: Nah, don't worry about washing it, your perfume smells nice.
hey its steph: But boys aren't supposed to smell like purfume!
GullaGullalsland: I'm special.
hey its steph: Hmm. You know, if you like the smell of my purfume, you could always just... spend more time with me instead of having a dirty sweatshirt
GullaGullalsland: I know, we've both been kind of busy. You should so come over.
hey its steph: Okay. I'm off work Sunday?
GullaGullalsland: Sounds good!
hey its steph: Okay!
hey its steph: Well, I should get some homework done.
GullaGullalsland: Yeah, i'm heading to bed.
GullaGullalsland: Gnight Steph. I'm glad your brother didn't kill you, and that you arent' really a lesbian.
hey its steph: Ha. I'd make a pretty kick ass lesbian, but heh. Night.