Bad Fanfiction

On deviantArt, a lovely gem of the rapefic variety. I'm not sure, not being in the fandom, but apparently it's Invader Zim. Please forgive my ignorance of such matters, I'm only in it for the funny.

The best line in the existence of badfic this week?

The depression of what he'd unwillingly just done clung to him,like a sock to a cat.

Here's the rest, but I wouldn't risk your brain if I were you

Welcome to badfic! Trawling The Pit at 2am again? So are we. This asylum is for sharing the particularly godawful and/or hilariously bad quotes you find.

RULES

This asylum is meant in good - if trainwrecky - fun. Credit, this isn't a nice asylum, but don't be a snarky twerp for no reason. Be awesome to each other, and we'll be awesome to you.

Mock the fic, not the author. Don't use this asylum to find stories or authors to flame/troll.

Do not link to fics on personal journals, because that's all kinds of rude. Only link fic on archives/communities/public spaces.

Don't quote whole fics/chapters - just try find the best lines. If it's Just That Bad, pick a line at random and supply a link. Either way works.

Adult content must go behind a cut.


AND:

If you find a story of yours has been mentioned, don't panic! We've all written badfic, it's just you got caught. If it bothers you that much, ask a mod and we will take down the post after screencaps.

You're quite welcome to quote your own badfic. Laughing at yourself is encouraged. :Db

Aaand, that's all the obligatory info/rules out of the way. It's all brain bleach and goggles from here on in. Have at, good people, have at.

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