OKay, here we go, boys and girls! As if the circus hasn't already got enough freaks and geeks in it, let me introduce you to my brand new boy, Farscape's very own John Crichton.
For those unfamiliar with our boy John, he's a human who was lost in space for the past couple of years where he's from. Of course, in his mind the year is still 2001. So he's going to have to deal with that. He's also dealing with the fact that he has his friend Harvey still bouncing around in his head and he's probably going to think Starklandia is some kind of weird Earth simulation for a while. Because why not?
Let me know if anyone's interested in helping a poor human boy out. He'll be thrilled that at least there's pizza.