( (spoilers within) net post )

Since I've apparently been here two times before, I doubt I need to introduce myself. So, I'll just say, 'It's Daisy, I'm back.'

I know I just violated a few internet rules, namely the 'never Google yourself' and 'don't read any fanfic about yourself' ones. At least a lot of the fanfic was decently written? Though, I'm pretty sure I figured out that one of the Koenig brother wrote more than one of them, and now I feel a little dirty.

I don't suppose I have a job I need to get to right now?

[Steve]
Do you have any requests for what I make for dinner tonight? And before you ask, no I am not stopping and picking up pizza.

[Bucky]
How are you settling in? I realize you don't remember but we did live together for a bit of time so I have some clothes and things for you if you want them.

[Sam]
How are you settling in?

[Tony]
I'd say congrats daddy but I've discovered that has another meaning now apparently. Which is... disturbing to say the least. I can't believe you made me a great aunt already. How are you?

[Pepper]
I've bought a disturbing amount of clothes for my new favorite child, so I hope you're fully prepared to gush over them all with me. Is there anything you need?

[Public to the network]
Welcome to everyone that's arrived and I have missed. If there is anything I can do to help you feel more welcome, please don't hesitate to reach out. I regret to say that I still move at a '40s pace but eventually I'll be able to keep up with everything. Hopefully.

Our apartment pool is going to be opening soon, would anyone else be up for a bit of a party to kick off the summer?

Falcon reporting for duty.

Pepper filled me in on what's going on. Figured I should say hi and see who else is around.

Seems Spring has finally shown up in New York. I found my hair covered in little flowers that are falling from the trees in Central Park. No, Tony, there aren't any pictures.

Spring brings new things...like finding out that Nick Fury is a cat person. A new person came to town and a good friend came back. Welcome back, Wanda!

So what is everyone up to? I'm looking into going to a Mets game. Since an old Dodgers fan like me wouldn't be caught dead or frozen rooting for the Yankees the Mets get my support by default...and they started after my time so I have nothing against them.

[Peggy]

Wanna see a baseball game?

Wow, Fury. You didn't even bother to change your passwords.

Don't worry. ( I fixed all of your social media handles for you. )

[Steve]
I know you are likely busy but I was wondering if you wouldn't mind going on a walk with me tonight?

[Tony]
I cannot believe you managed to find a miniature you just existing out in the world.

[Bucky]
How are you? I would like it stated for the record that I am jealous you lot got to fight the walking undead while I was forced to put up with disgusting pirates.

Aunt Peggy?

Hello, ladies! (Hi Wanda. Tony gave me your name.)

I need to look into some menu options for the wedding. Natasha would tell me pigs in a blanket so I'm leaving the dress part up to her. Peggy, I trust you...and I want all the scoop on Steve. Wanda, Tony said you'd know some vegetarian place.

HELP!

Look what I found: https://swing46.com/

What the hell happened to my office? Didn't anyone dust in there while I was gone? Where's my assistant? How can I get caught up when everything is such a mess?

Yes, I'm back.
Yes, I'm still pregnant.
And yes, the wedding is still a go. I just have to reorganize a bit.

Hey. So I understand there was another me. I'm not even going to try to explain how that works. I'll leave that to the mystic man, but I was told I was stuck in the Soul Stone...or something. Ask Strange. But I'm back.

Not to cause any anxiety over impending attacks, but there's been a change. After casting out a spell, there's some people that are now missing. I'm unable to locate Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, and Darcy Lewis.

Okoye has returned to Wakanda, seemingly unaware of anything relating to this being a splinter universe.

It didn't set off any alarms as far as any significant threats bleeding over into this universe. It was a very small cosmic ripple. I'll continue to monitor.

Hello, Doctor. I hope you had a pleasant holiday. I was wondering if you would have time for me to come by the sanctuary after the new year?

Hey guys.

Everyone crawl outta their turkey coma yet? I think Happy's still sleeping it off. And that's ok. He needs his beauty sleep.

Had a chat with Strange. He's been working on getting a couple of the world's worst flavors of poprocks contained in magical whatsits before he passes them out for guard duty. That's going to be fun. Like the Christmas present no one wanted, only there's no gift receipt for a return. Expect to hear from him soon-ish.

Oh, and I saw the news, but I was waiting for Captain Obvious to step up and say hi. Don't be shy.

[private filter to Steve]

Yeah, I know I'm a jerk. Recent events were enough of a punch in the junk that I know we need to have a chat. Also soon-ish.

You know, whenever you can pencil me in. Because you probably still use stone age tools like pencils.

Your silence is both assuring and comical.

Take it everything went well with Steve?

Tell me you’ve seen the news about the man with the shield and that I am not going mad.

[Bucky]

How are you? I know I haven't popped over since we've been back so I just wanted to check in.

[Tony]

I hope you are being safe and smart on your vacation.

[Nat]

I'd love to take you up on that dinner, if you are still interested?

[Fury]

Any chance you could put in a good word and get this old woman a job?

Yay! We won at something that somewhere else didn't win at.

I think we've all earned a vacation.

So here it is. You name it, you got it. I'm sending you (and a plus one, if applicable) on an all expense paid vacation to wherever the hell you wanna go to. Max limit of two weeks. Plane tickets and prepaid expense cards can be picked up within 24 hours of request at Stark Industry's front desk on the main floor.

[private to Darcy]

Hope everything's good to go. We're on the way.


[open to the entire network]

Pack up and get ready to ship out for Wakanda. Some cloaked quinjets will be leaving at 10:30 PM from the landing pad at the tippy top of Stark Industries.

Unless you're Star-lord and you have your own ship. In which case? Whatever, you snob.

[Bucky]
Sorry I didn’t stick around when we got back. My flight response finally kicked in when Nat told me.

How are you holding up? Can I come over? I just want to lay in his bed for a while.

If you’d rather be alone, which I assume you almost always do, I get it. I’m just... honestly I am doing rather terribly and I don’t know what to do with myself this time around.

[Tony]
If you need anything, I’m here.

I hope you are proud that I am doing this when you are not beside me.

Whoever said, "The universe is not only stranger than you imagine, it's stranger than you can imagine," wasn't just whistling Dixie.

I find myself in the unusual position of being a months-long resident of the Big Apple and a brand-new arrival. So hello, everyone.

Some of you are friends. Some of you are acquaintances. Some of you I know by name/reputation/sight. Some of you are complete strangers. But we're all in this together, I'm told.

So once again: hello, everyone. Feel free to catch up, say hello, or introduce yourself, as appropriate.

[Texts to Tony]

> You doing okay?
> The Hulkbuster took one hell of a beating

[Texts to Nat]

> You seen Bruce yet?
> He's still Hulk so figured I'd give you the heads up if you hadn't yet

[Texts to Wanda & Pietro]

> Thank you for your help during and after the Hulk attack
> Don't think he would have stopped without your involvement, Wanda

[Texts to Clint]

> You wanna grab a beer?

[Texts to Shuri]

> I saw Tony's announcement
> Appreciate your help with all of this
> How's your brother?

[Texts to Peggy]

> How you finding modern day New York city?

[Texts to Thor]

> How is Valkyrie?
> Appreciate your help as always

[Texts to Dr. Strange]

> Thanks for the assist, Stephen

Now that the clean-up operation has begun, I would appreciate it if somebody could tell me just what that was that I saw destroying a large part of Manhattan.

[Text to All]

> Alright folks you've seen the news and you've seen Tony's post
> We have a code green but to add further complication to the mix, Spider-Man is trapped in Hammer Industries, he's hurt and in need of urgent assistance
> This is how it's going to go down...

Clint and Nat, you'll be rescuing Spider-Man from Hammer Industries [attachment: tracking signal]

Tony's already on scene with the Hulk and from what I understand Val is also on her way. Strange and Wanda, I need you there, to support and take the Hulk down if Tony can't do it

Thor and everybody else (including myself) are going to be doing what we can to keep the way clear for Hulk and working on getting as many civilians as we can to safety and out of harms way

> Like always you get dead you walk it off
> We don't stop until the Hulk is stopped and the city is safe
> Are we clear?

[Text to Peggy]

> I'm sure you've seen the news
> Whatever you can do to help would be appreciated
> But whatever you do stay out of the Hulk's way
>Can't handle you dying on me again