Hello there, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Remy LeBeau, born and bred in New Orleans. Currently living the life of luxury in this fine establishment.

Been in Genosha for a while and I can only try to charm Friday so much before I require the pleasure of physical company. Anyone want to show me the sights?

( Pete )

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( Darcy )

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( Gamora )

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( GOTG )

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( Tony ).

Locked to Guardians

Roll call. Are we all here? I know Strange said T'challa, Hope, Bucky, that chick with the kids, and some dude named Phil are gone.

Has anyone heard from Drax?

Nebula, what can I do?

( Tony Stark )

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( GOTG )

So. Not gonna lie folks, kinda creeped out by some other dude calling himself Starlord.

This is quite disorienting. Not the tech, that is very intuitive, but I doubt that one is supposed to travel through time to battle their own family and then through a rift in reality in such rapid succession. I was told to take care of myself, does anyone here know how this is done?


[NEBULA]

I have an infinite number of questions, sister. I will start with 3.

#1. Are you the Nebula who despises me?
#2. Is there actually no way off this planet?
#3. These Terrans, do you trust them?

[To Stark & Banner]

I have looked at the Chitauri weapons you acquired. What do you want to know about them? I will warn you now, a few of them are hairdryers.

[To Pepper]

Do you require any assistance with your work? I'm not as busy as I would wish.

[To Quill & Drax]

Have you heard anything from the fox or the tree?

[To Captain Rogers]

I would like your input on how we should organize an exercise regime for the team.

[To Wanda]

I haven't checked in with you lately. How are you and your sons faring?

[To Dr. Foster]

How are you faring?

[To Barnes]

I'm bored. Is there something distracting we can do? Without compromising your safety, of course. Is there an activity or a place you would like to visit?

All right, so I'm attempting to teach myself how to cook. I am sorry if I set off any fire alarms. I tried cooking with my hands, but that just burns things to a crisp so I'm using the actual oven. Holy shit it's slow.

Give me your best cooking tips. I need them.

Now that I have had a little time to try to read everything I can - I wanted to say hello to those who haven't run into me yet. Apparently I was here, then gone, then I got here all in a very short time span. I don't claim to understand it but I am not the Steve you knew last month, but I am here.

[Bucky]
I have not seen you yet - can we remedy this so I can get caught up on how you are doing here?

I'm watching a movie. The plot concerns a beauty pageant where an officer of the Federal Bureau of Investigations goes undercover as a contestant due to a lead on an apparent bomb threat at the event.

Can someone please explain why 'whirled peas' are so important?

I have seen so much Disney and Pixar the last few weeks while Mrs. Potts-Stark (I'm not allowed calling her Pepper anymore, since I started calling her Habenero last week) and Tony have taken on the United States and I take on their adorable and yet insane Morg-Borg.

So clearly since I'm not sleeping and I'm having my hair braided lately, Google has been my best friend and Tony -- did you know the Internet thinks you'd make an amazing Jasmine?

Now I'm wondering what kind of Disney Princess I am .... I'm thinking Moana. I love the water, and I can navigate anywhere.

Yup.

Moana.

I have been exposed to more water in the last seventy-two hours than I think I have in my entire life prior to this storm.

I may never be completely dry again.

Also, the underground transport system of New York is now very, very clean.

If anyone's tracking their order for an epic shit storm? It's arrived.

Pretty sure this is the opposite of chill, Thor.

Quick question: Does this stop if we throw some virgins or goats on a bonfire?

Sometimes, it's so easy to forget that before everything we all used to be people with (generally speaking) normal lives. We all had to learn how to feed ourselves, how to read, how to be who we are...

Now of course, as household names, it's hard to remember that people actually do just call me Pepper. Not Mrs. Potts-Stark, Pepper Potts-Stark, CEO, etc etc. Believe it or not, my parents still refer to me as Virginia.

I thought it might be fun to bring us all back to what makes us human: our flaws. But not, those hard ones that make us vulnerable. Something interesting, something that you wouldn't expect.

I'll go first, of course.

I absolutely, cannot, for the absolute life of me, bake bread. Doesn't matter how hard I try -- it either doesn't rise, or it's too chewy, or it's not bread, it's crackers (that was a sad day). Don't tell Tony, but that might be the reason behind no gluten in our house ;)

I've been encouraged to post a message on this forum, to make others aware another person has arrived in this universe. I don't know what to say, other than I am here. I don't think I've been here before.

Or perhaps that was another me, if she exists.

Which, apparently, she does, though I don't know where she is.






She isn't here.

Well met to all who read these words. I am Sif, formerly of Asgard, recently arrived in Midgard and making my place now among my people here. I offer greetings to those whom I know from my previous visits to Midgard, and if my aid is required in aught to assist or defend this world where I now dwell, I offer it as well.

So have a survey:


1. What’s your coffee mug look like? It's a manly unicorn mug.

( 2-30 )

So, let's get this out of the way now. Yes, I was dead. Now I'm not.

How many of you are going to want to punch me? Just so we can work something out here.

We've been through a lot lately. Good and bad. There's more and more people showing up. Some new. Some returning who don't remember being here before. Looking at it all together it's looking like something is back-building. Something big. I bounced this off a few people and we seem to be in agreement. It's time to rebuild what we had before.

It's time for the Avengers and SHIELD to reform.

I realize this may not be a welcome idea, and Pepper I know you and Tony are new parents so I'm sorry the timing is bad. No one will be forced into this. If someone wants to be backup or not involved at all that decision will be respected.

But I'm calling for volunteers. So is Nick. Old faces and new. Sound off here with what you'd prefer. If you are going to be part of this let us know which team you want to be on: Avengers or SHIELD.

Thanks.
Steve

Everyone meet Morgan Maria Stark! Tony dressed her like this so not my idea.

Apparently this is the place to introduce myself.

My name is Vision, I arrived a few days ago. I believe I may already know some of you rather well, and others perhaps less so.

Things in this part of the universe are quite different from where I've come from. A lot better, actually, in many ways. I don't know how well I am adjusting to everything, but I am very grateful to be here regardless.

Since I've apparently been here two times before, I doubt I need to introduce myself. So, I'll just say, 'It's Daisy, I'm back.'

I know I just violated a few internet rules, namely the 'never Google yourself' and 'don't read any fanfic about yourself' ones. At least a lot of the fanfic was decently written? Though, I'm pretty sure I figured out that one of the Koenig brother wrote more than one of them, and now I feel a little dirty.

I don't suppose I have a job I need to get to right now?

Who do I need to tase to make them let me see Jane?

Side note: where can I get a taser?

Also, hi. I got the spiel from the emo goth magic guy and I'm at the hospital and they won't let me in to see Jane and someone needs to fix that right now.

At the urging of my tutor, and because I agreed and thought it to be a good idea, I traveled to the city of Kathmandu in Nepal to have some time away to hone the finer points of my abilities. It was a wonderful trip, despite how much of the beauty of the city has been ravaged by earthquakes - but much of it has also been maintained as well, and I especially enjoyed the maze of narrow streets and alleyways. The tourist district is lively but still maintains an old-world feel, which I appreciate.

I think I picked up far too many books, too much jewelry, and a paper lantern or two that wasn't necessary but too pretty to pass up.

But I have returned and I missed all this.

Aloooone again, in margaritavillleeeee ....

why is it never alone with better tasting booze? I'm trying to think of songs and it's like ..pina coladas? nah that's about love. milk and alcohol just sounds gross. and cold gin ... hm. that kinda tastses like pine cones.

COLD GIN IT IS

Hey everyone. I’m Peter. Parker? Peter Parker. From Queens. I’m Mr. Stark’s intern and he said I should post here cause I guess we’re all in the same boat? I’m from the other universe which was just…the worst remake of every bad apocalypse movie I've ever seen. Seriously. But I’m not dust in the wind here like that really old song and I got to catch an actual Pikachu, so this timeline's not that bad so far.

I can’t believe some of you are Avengers?? What’s that even like? How do you even

Anyway, hi! Um, how's everyone's day going?

[Drax/Gamora/Peter Quill]

I probably should have mentioned this before when the reality stone was freaking out, but most people around here don’t know I’m Spider-man? That would be so cool if you guys could keep that between us. It was pretty awesome working together! I can cross 'catching Pokemon with aliens' off my bucket list now.

Okay, I can't believe this hasn't happened yet BUT legit -- what's the resolutions here? Who has any that are interesting?

I mean, mine are crazy simple.

1) Find Atlantis
2) Eat 50 different types of cheeses
3) Learn Klingon.

See? Easy.

I proposed, and he said yes.

It grows ever colder outside. How am I to obtain powdered cheese puffs with a ridiculous cat wearing sunglasses on the packaging?

I'm back, baby.

What'd I miss?

So I suppose I should make this official before Tony explodes.

In about 8 1/2 months there will be a new little Stark. Personally I'm hoping for a girl Stark because I think a little Tony might be like dividing by zero or something.

I have been watching movies to master this culture's idioms. It's only two thirds as tedious as I'd expected.

Are all Earthers hopeless at combative tactics or is it a media conceit?

Peter, who is not a man, yet not quite a dude, is sad and leaking profusely from his eyes. I suggest everyone leave him alone to wallow in his despair until he is man enough to use a Kleenex instead of his shirt.

So I guess I should be used to odd things happening by now. But even this hurts my brain a little.

Is it blasphemous to want to be somewhere other than your home city?

I'm not feeling so good, so I'm staying in bed today. If anyone needs me make sure it's an emergency please.

There is a certain Captain who is having his 100th birthday in four days! This is deserving of a celebration with fireworks, barbecue, cornhole, the works! I realize that this is pretty last minute, and I even questioned if I could pull something together this close to the event. Turns out that yes. Yes I can! So ( YOU ARE INVITED! )

My memory stops just short of my arrival here.

That doesn't happen to me. Anyone else? What is that?

Also, if you know me… ugh. Hello. Here we are.

Right. Where can I find the nearest junkyard that would possibly have the parts needed for Reaction Control System Thrusters?

SOMEONE named DRAX who SUCKS broke my ship (mine) and now I have to fix it or I'm stuck here forever, which isn't really that BAD considering pizza is still amazing, and Netflix is a thing (how this isn't intergalatial, I have no idea!) but yeah. I'm a wanderer, baby and a wanderer gotta wander. And roam. And be romantic in the stars. Oh yeah.

You all know what I'm talking about.

Anyways. Parts. Where do I get them and preferably for free as I am B-R-O-K-E as a J-O-K-E.

Incidentally, if anyone knows where I can get a job as a speller, I'd be amazing at that.

<3 Peace, y'all!

I am Peter Quill, also known as Star Lord, also known as a Guardian of the Galaxy (you're all very welcome).

Now. It's been a while since I've been on Earth but can someone let me know if thunderstorms that bring terrifying nightmares/visions a normal thing? Cause if not, what the fuck, not cool, Universe.

I would like to go back to my regular scheduled dreams of Pamela Anderson running in slow-motion. (I have no idea why Baywatch isn't a Universe Wide Thing, but it should be. Gold.)