Mark your calendars, folks.

We're having an epic NYE bash at the American Museum of Natural History. It's going to be amazing.

If anyone wants help finding appropriate clothes, let me know. I'm happy to go shopping.


[ooc: will put up a party thread next week so folks have plenty of time to finish a scene for AC]

Hey doc.

I don't like it when Mom and Dad fight.

Everyone okay?

Looking for honest volunteers as game testers, so I'm posting here. I figured any of you would be great at force feeding me harsh truths, since we're stuck in this weird ass universe together.

I reversed engineered the B.A.R.F. tech and moprhed it into a virtual reality MMO. Our new gaming division is launching eScape on Christmas. It's our last chance before mass production. Fifty contest winners are joining us, thanks to a certain nationwide burger chain that I don't hand out free publicity pitches for.

Something something golden arches, something something meals in boxes with little plastic me's inside....

Anyone wanna take a test drive? Give a shout out and I'll toss a VR kit in your direction.

>> Hey Doc
>> Had a good time last night
>> All things considered

Let me know when you have a free evening so we can finally have that date.

Holy eff bomb, guys.

I totally forgot about Hallowe'en (Thanks G!).

What are all you losers going as?

I'm going to wear no underwear and be the sexy version of me. It's going to be hot.

Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark


I can dig it. I don't know how this happened, and I don't know if I wanna know but now I'm suddenly attracting single moms and we all know they put out, soooooo..

Player shark....

Nightterrors Insomnia, Bollywood and FaceApp are hilarious combinations.

( Behold our aging Avengers! )

I wanted to make everyone aware of the situation involving the undersea quakes that have been (literally) rocking Wakanda and other African nations. We have been studying and monitoring these submarine earthquakes, as any damage that occurs is not necessarily due to just the quake itself but whatever natural disaster the quake triggers - a tsunami, for example.

So far, there have not been any instances of major flooding or infrastructure damage occurring. However, the quakes seemed very deliberate in that they stopped once some sort of relic was believed to have been washed ashore along a coastline in South Africa - I have sent my top War Dog to investigate this matter, but we all need to be on alert.

There could be much more to come.

Hey doc. What are you doing? You've eaten, I hope.

Ok so we have the 4th coming up. That means drunken mishandling of explosives. Burnt hotdogs that we swear taste great. AAAAAAANNNNDD....Rogers' birthday! What's he going to be now? 172? Whatever. The guy could use a party, and after everything that's been going on in our collective noggins, we could use to blow off some stress, too.

So let's have those ideas! I say we shut down Brooklyn and host an entire borough bash.

Ok gals! Stark and Potts got hitched and are off on their honeymoon. Time for the Naughty Girls Club to get real.

I vote for here.

I had some really weird dreams last night.

( spoilery ooc note )

So, let's get this out of the way now. Yes, I was dead. Now I'm not.

How many of you are going to want to punch me? Just so we can work something out here.

Alright, all you super beings (and assorted normal people).

I'm pleased to announce that upon collaboration with Dr. Banner, and Tony Stark, a medical clinic will be implemented at Stark Tower. Since most of you have unique physiology and/or biology, I can understand if you've been hesitant to go and see a medical practitioner.

Taking care of your health is an important factor, even if you never get sick. At the very least, you should have annual medical checks to ensure your baseline remains stable. And from what I understand, dangerous things happen, and you might need splints or a bullet hole stitched up.

The clinic is open on an as needed basis so appointments are much appreciated; however, if you need one of us, please call (xxx) xxx.xxxx. That's our on-call line, and someone will answer it.

Remember: if you have super owies, come to the super doctors! Better to bleed on us than bleed alone!

PS: We take payment in form of take-out and/or autographed memorabilia that I can easily sell on eBay.

Since I've apparently been here two times before, I doubt I need to introduce myself. So, I'll just say, 'It's Daisy, I'm back.'

I know I just violated a few internet rules, namely the 'never Google yourself' and 'don't read any fanfic about yourself' ones. At least a lot of the fanfic was decently written? Though, I'm pretty sure I figured out that one of the Koenig brother wrote more than one of them, and now I feel a little dirty.

I don't suppose I have a job I need to get to right now?

[Steve]
Do you have any requests for what I make for dinner tonight? And before you ask, no I am not stopping and picking up pizza.

[Bucky]
How are you settling in? I realize you don't remember but we did live together for a bit of time so I have some clothes and things for you if you want them.

[Sam]
How are you settling in?

[Tony]
I'd say congrats daddy but I've discovered that has another meaning now apparently. Which is... disturbing to say the least. I can't believe you made me a great aunt already. How are you?

[Pepper]
I've bought a disturbing amount of clothes for my new favorite child, so I hope you're fully prepared to gush over them all with me. Is there anything you need?

[Public to the network]
Welcome to everyone that's arrived and I have missed. If there is anything I can do to help you feel more welcome, please don't hesitate to reach out. I regret to say that I still move at a '40s pace but eventually I'll be able to keep up with everything. Hopefully.

Our apartment pool is going to be opening soon, would anyone else be up for a bit of a party to kick off the summer?

Okay, ladies! Estrogen power brunch! Who's in? When and where?

[Public]

Congratulations, Tony and Pepper! Pepper, you're going to make a beautiful mom. Tony, just breathe. You got this.

[Everyone BUT Tony and Pepper]

Who else needs to exchange a baby gift?

I'm slowly catching up on things.

I can't believe I just sat through those prequels. What the hell happened to George Lucas??

Tell me other things I should watch, I'm bored.

Who do I need to tase to make them let me see Jane?

Side note: where can I get a taser?

Also, hi. I got the spiel from the emo goth magic guy and I'm at the hospital and they won't let me in to see Jane and someone needs to fix that right now.

[Public]

Croatia isn't what it used to be.

[Director Fury]

Morse. Reporting for duty. Again. WTF?

Cap, Bobbi and Tony

After speaking with the former Queen Ramonda these past few days a few things have come to light regarding Wakanda.

1. King T'Challa has dusted

2. The former Queen is not ruling Queen until further notice.

3. Their army has been cut in half as well as other tribes

With all that brought to light, she has agreed to open Wakanda to us and start preparing for the fight. She does ask that you give her and her people some time to mourn as well as train those remaining. She is also sending her General Okoye here within the next day or two to help as much as possible before we all head to Wakanda within the next few days.

[Romanoff, Barton, Thor, Loki]

Ok so I guess we're heading for the final act. Sure could use some help staging munitions and weapons for bug out to Wakanda.

You've got manifests of Avengers equipment and weapons. Should be on file from when SHIELD was set up. Just want to get it packed and stacked, ready to transport out.

No further word on when yet. That's Cap's call.

Have you talked to Agent Romanoff?

Also...the "Guardians of the Galaxy" are now SHIELD agents, too. You're welcome.

[Fury]

Darcy Lewis, know anything about her?

[Bobbi]

Heard you're in charge of SHIELD now.

To a feast at my home. I believe you have all been there at one time or another, but if you require directions, my brother would be more than happy to provide them.

Tomorrow eve.

The more the merrier.

We are all deserving of some light hearted merriment amongst friends.


ooc: This will be fixed date event, so the open thread will be available for the whole month. let's have some fun before the world comes crashing down again :) also, easy AC ;) And if you haven't met Thor, he doesn't care! He likes everyone :D

[middle o' the goddamn night, trying desperately to stay Agent Barton, not fall into Clint]

Cap : Aragorn
Tony : Boromir (sorry, Ton', but)
Nat : Galadriel
Thor : Thorin Gimli (book vers.)
Agt Carter : Arwen
Bobbi : Éowyn
Fury : Gandalf
Loki : Gríma
Bruce : Elrond Radagast
Hulk : Balrog
Strange : one of the blue ones Elrond
Wanda : Lúthien
(Vision : Beren ? )
Pietro : Éomer Legolas

Yo. I'm here.

[Waves the beer bottle in his hand vaguely in the direction of the camera.]

Tell me some jokes.

Here, I'll start.

Three men 're playing golf.

First one's wearing shepherd's robes 'n' hits the ball with a crook. Ball goes into a water trap. He parts the water and hits the ball out.

Second one's wearing white robes. He hits the ball, it also goes into the water trap, he walks on the water and hits it back out.

Third one's got white robes and a long white beard. He hits the ball without looking. It bounces off three trees, lands on the wrong part of the green; a turtle picks it up in its mouth, a hawk scoops up the turtle, and while they're flying over, the turtle drops the ball and it sinks a hole in one.

First guy says to the second, "Dude, I hate playing with your dad."

Operation: Media Frenzy complete.

Agent Morse and I have incorporated numerous media messages on both coasts, attributing attacks (Thor might not have meant it, but it still caused significant damage) to weird weather patterns. Climate change is helpful for once.

We've also found an expert willing to go on TV and speak about the magnetic waves affecting people as a result of sun flares. This should cover why people are getting random memories. Although it's strongest between those aware of the parallel universes, there has been an increase in hospital visits with fugue-like symptoms. Hopefully this answers all of that, and people will ignore anything in the future. If not, we have a few other options we can use.

Some pieces I need:

1) A location. I have a wonderful couch. It does not do well for Agent Morse's reputation to continue to sleep on it when we have to work.

2) Equipment. Multiple cell phones and computers are fine between the two of us, but this lack of tech is disturbing.

3) Volcanoes. Do we know that these are a result of cosmic interference or is this natural weather?

Any answer would be appreciated.

Fury.

It's my birthday and I do what I want to. Since I'm one of those people that's notoriously hard to shop for, I'll gladly accept the gift of gifs.

( I'll start. )

I am Peter Quill, also known as Star Lord, also known as a Guardian of the Galaxy (you're all very welcome).

Now. It's been a while since I've been on Earth but can someone let me know if thunderstorms that bring terrifying nightmares/visions a normal thing? Cause if not, what the fuck, not cool, Universe.

I would like to go back to my regular scheduled dreams of Pamela Anderson running in slow-motion. (I have no idea why Baywatch isn't a Universe Wide Thing, but it should be. Gold.)

Okay, who went and pissed off Thor?

Nat - I think we're going to need some new lightbulbs

[Peter Parker]

I apologise for the lateness of this enquiry, I was otherwise preoccupied with Hulk Sitting as Thor called it - have you recovered from your injury?

[Public]

Is it common for Midgardians to scribble numbers on the side of coffee cups?

Mockingbird -- Report.

All right, people. Since we're stuck in this together, who needs a more permanent rent-free place to stay?

Shuri's been nice enough to set up a "Wakandan diplomatic residence" to help everyone out. Here it is, with a grand total of 20 furnished apartments, so grab a roommate if you can. You provide on-site security, if needed. She's got dibs on the top two penthouses, to turn it into a science playground. While she's busy moving lab equipment and setting up shop, you're stuck with yours truly. I can feel how thrilled you are.

If you need a job, I'm hiring. Security personnel, tech support, snoozy office jobs, or lab work if you've got the qualifications. False I.D.s provided to Human Resources upon request. You didn't hear that from me (even if you did).

Comment if you want to hop on board this crazy train.

Well there is nothing more embarrassing than running through Prospect Park after clocking a cop with his own baton while only wearing a bikini. So much for Cabo.