Manhattan, NY - WHiH has obtained video of Thor summoning a super-storm, centered over the Lower Westside of Manhattan. Assisting Thor at the scene was Dr. Jane Foster, astrophysicist and Nobel prize contender, along with what appears to be two Asgardian consorts, and a rent-a-wizard for children's birthday parties. Attempts to locate these individuals, or to find the exact address in Greenwich Village, have been unsuccessful.

The National Weather Service says the storm has stalled out, and it may be up to six hours before it dissipates entirely. Damaging winds are blowing aging roofs from buildings and damaging trees. This storm is capable of golf ball sized hail and producing multiple lightning strikes.

Con Edison reports 811,000 customers are without power throughout Manhattan and surrounding boroughs. Waterfronts and subway tunnels have experienced localized flash flooding.

Residents are advised to find shelter, or to remain indoors away from windows.

If anyone's tracking their order for an epic shit storm? It's arrived.

Pretty sure this is the opposite of chill, Thor.

Quick question: Does this stop if we throw some virgins or goats on a bonfire?

(1) Okay, first off, please tell me you're aiding and abetting your crazy boyfriend because that video that's going around? Looks SUPER bad for you.

(2) Also I know he's not crazy but I'm not in a good mood right now.

(3) Also also, you look like crap. Are you okay? Are those Asgardians feeding you right? They know what vegetables are right? I'm totally swamped so replies may be delayed but all these weird texts are my way of checking in on you and telling you I love you.

>> What's going on?
>> Are you okay?
>> Should I need to be worried?