> Jane's at Columbia Medical and I'm here with her > Hey, I thought, maybe you should be here too > She passed out in the lab and Friday monitors for that so I ran my ass off and yep, she was out and feverish and Friday called it in.
[slightly later]
> Ok so you're not here and what do I have to do to change that? > Throw a virgin on a bonfire and pour myself a cold one? > They're talking infection right now and she's kind of wheezy. > I tried calling and it went straight to voice mail. > Hello? Where the hell are you?
[somewhat later]
> They've admitted her into the hospital. She's in [room number]. > You know, I text Pep and my future wife and baby mama always answers. > If she doesn't, I have a major coronary and I'm kinda having a small one right now. > If I were Jane, you'd need to give me so many giant bunnies. > This is a 10 bunny situation going on. We're up to 10 super sized buns. > Get over here. Pronto. Por favor.
[slightly somewhat later-ish]
> Bunnies are bouncing up to 11, Point Break. > It's a phone? THE MANY, MANY NOISES MEAN YOU LOOK AT IT. > Do you have Smaug in a headlock or what? > Fairies on a rampage and they're too small to hit with your giant tree limb axe w/ level 99 lightning strike? > I'm waiting until you get here. > Ok, no. I pulled the me card to get them in high gear for Jane and it's been long enough. > I'm gonna post to the network and maybe you'll see that, or someone's gonna track you down wherever.
[network post]
Ok, so Jane's got an infection. Backlash from her chemo. Passed out in lab, Friday alerted me, whole ambulance thing happened. I'm over here at Columbia Medical. You know who isn't? Thor.
That guy has zero concept of what blowing up a phone is. Anyone have any idea where Thor is? Strange? Can you go check and make sure Loki hasn't shived him?
I can't zip over to Castle Asgard right now to see if they're going all Medieval Times in ye olde dining hall. I don't even know what they do in their free time.