“We don’t need to find embarrassing pictures of the Carrows, they are an embarrassing picture. They are a living, breathing, ugly embarrassment. Definitely inbred. I mean, I know there aren’t a whole lot of Pureblood families to choose from, but my family managed and we’re not all… you know. Screwed up from having our brothers being our fathers and stuff. No wonder they’re messed in the head.”
Lavender began to clap like an excited seal when Michael suggested going outside, but she had already seen through his shady behaviour. She linked her arm with his and led the way outside, figuring she could wheedle the truth out of him outdoors, where they could talk without getting glared at and get some much needed fresh air.
“You’re a bad liar, you know,” She said once they had started to trot down the steps to the grounds.