To Harry James Potter, I leave the Snitch he caught in his first Quidditch match

Who: Amycus Carrow, 6th and 7th year students
What: DADA class
When: Wednesday, 9 February, 1998
Where: DADA classroom
Rating: PG, maybe PG-13?

( Would a bug by any other name be quite so wretched? )

Who: Michelle and the boy next door
What: Talking football. And kissing.
When: August 26, 1996 (Narrative backstory)
Where: A park in Crewe
Rating: Innocent first kisses get G, right?

( The problem here is that you're so in love with Wright that you're not seeing sense. Beckham's going to be the next big thing, trust me. )

Who: Ginny, Neville
What: Post Yule-Ball
When: Backdated! 1994
Where: Hogwarts
Rating: S for Snog.

( The ball was winding down. )