Okay, gang, I've still got FIVE slots open with the deadline for entering RAPIDLY APPROACHING LIKE A TRAIN and YOU ARE STUCK AT THE CROSSING! Or maybe that's me. Whatever.

Yes, that deadline for submission is March 31st, and the stories will be posted on Tuesday, April first. You KNOW you want to, so SEND ME THAT HORRIBLE STORY YOU'VE BEEN HIDING! This is your chance to earn that heavily sought after Slasher's Ass Award for 2008.

So c'mon, go for it!