I was going to write a pithy, amusing and brilliantly put together piece reminding people that the BadFic Contest is still accepting submissions, that there are plenty of slots still open, but that there is just less than two weeks left to submit a story. I was going to talk about how much harder it is to write GOOD bad fic than to write BAD good fic and how I know everyone, secretly, wants to take a stab at it. I was going to say how everyone should come to The Dark Side we have cookies and write that epic rotten tomato.

Fuck it. I had a lousy day at work today and tomorrow looks to be even worse. So. SUBMIT A DAMN STORY TO THE BAD!FIC CONTEST ALREADY.

Ahem. Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled porn fandom. ;-)