"Pft. You, my dear Red, are a lying liar who lies." Because Red, like Barney, was very often in the mood. And, when she wasn't, it was easy to get her to the mood.
"I look good." He straightened his tie while Red sized him up. "And. I have something made of awesome in mind." Arm draped lazily over the back of the seat.
"Have you been to the Geisha, Red?" Barney lifted his eyebrows in curiosity and excitement. Because..a chick going to a stripclub? Hot.