I have a problem. In fact, I'm not even quite sure where to start with describing it. I have this friend, you see. Well, we are not even friends. We are kind of friends. Maybe. Well, we said we were friends and that's all well and good, but we argue all the time.
The fact of the matter is that we really shouldn't be friends in the first place. To begin with, we're from rival sections of our school which aren't really supposed to like each other. In fact, I'm fairly certain that all of his friends hate me, and all of my friends hate him. Furthermore, his father is a follower of the Dark Lord, who was responsible for the murders of my uncle, his wife, his three young children, and my grandparents. And my aunt, of whom I was very fond. In fact, his father might have killed some of my relatives. I'm not entirely certain. Because I'm a notorious blood traitor and his father is in the Dark Lord's service, I think you can understand why we can't even be seen in public together. Everyone would probably hate us. No one even knows that we talk to each other.
I feel really guilty about lying to almost everyone I know and keeping secrets, and I wish that I didn't have to pretend as though I hate him. I wish that everyone could just know that we get along, but then, sometimes I wonder if it's wise to speak to him in the first place. You see, even though I wouldn't like to admit it, the fact of the matter is that he is really kind of racist and hates people who aren't like him. Except me. Apparently I am special, and even though he insists otherwise, I think it might be because I have large breasts. And then, we were at his house hanging out and his dad found us and slapped him. It was really very traumitising and I feel guilty about the whole affair. I don't like knowing that I was responsible for him getting hurt, even though technically, it was only because I exist and was hanging around the house.
Would it be better of me to step off? And do you think that it's possible for me to make him see the error of his racist ways? If he likes me, he can't be all bad... right?