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adam, occupation: jaeger pilot. (jungaram) wrote in armadas,
@ 2014-10-17 14:18:00

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!text, ship: ayen, universe: roommates

text.
TO: faye liu [roommate]
FROM: adam

hey. i'm stopping by for groceries on the way home. need anything?

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	feiyens 2014-10-17 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] Oh hey. [2/2] Yeah actually, are you stopping by Trader Joe's by any chance? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	yeah. what do you need? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	[1/4] Can you get one of those huge jars of coconut oil? [2/4] Oh and a jar of cookie butter. [3/4] Like, maybe two jars of cookie butter. [4/4] I'll pay you back, just let me know how much it costs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] big jar of coconut oil and all the cookie butter you can eat. got it. [2/2] i'll throw in a bottle of wine for you. my treat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	[1/4] Aw, thanks roomie. [2/4] Spoiling me with two-buck chuck. You really know how to treat a gal. [3/4] Maybe I'll pick up chicken and rice for dinner. We'll go all out tonight. [4/4] [...] If you're not busy. Maybe you have plans tonight, being popular and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] hey, come on, give me some credit. i'm willing to go as high as $12. on a teacher's salary, that's pretty respectable. [2/2] nah, tonight, i'm at your disposal. chicken and rice sounds like it'd hit the spot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	[1/4] Twelve bucks? Shit. You're out of control. Be better with your finances, Mr. Jung. [2/4] You clearly do not teach math. [3/4] Cool, I'll grab some. You know, we've been living together for a couple of months now. [4/4] That's kind of crazy. Time flies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	[1/3] really? only a couple of months? felt like ten years. [2/3] i'm kidding. [3/3] i know, it feels like you just moved in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] If it was ten years, trust me: we'd be sick of each other already. [2/2] I think maybe it's because we haven't really hung out. You and I are both pretty busy people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] who says i'm not sick of you? [2/2] yeah, probably. well, it's high time we changed that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	[1/3] Shortly before I moved in with you, I checked with some academic institutions and they proved it was scientifically impossible to get sick of me. [2/3] Let's not go into this blind. I have a few questions to ask. [3/3] What do you like to do for fun? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	[1/3] what's the name of the institution? can i read the report on the study? [2/3] for fun. i drink. i read. sometimes at the same time. i like to try new restaurants, but usually hit the same bars. [3/3] what do you think, does that sound acceptable? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	[1/4] Oh, I'm sorry. It isn't translated into English yet. [2/4] You will just have to take my word for it. [3/4] Sounds pretty reasonable. Very appropriate for a young teacher. Do you read books at cafes and wait for someone to talk to you about them? [4/4] Because that's what I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] i call bullshit. [2/2] really? that's what you do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	[1/4] What, you don't trust me? Do you have any evidence otherwise? [2/4] Listen, I am extremely personable. I'm good at this people thing. [3/4] All the time. I just sit there and wait for someone to come up and tell me my book is upside-down. [4/4] Works like a charm. That's how I make all my friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] that's not how it works. you're the one that's failing to provide proof that such a study exists. [2/2] i can almost picture you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	[1/3] I thought this was America. I'm innocent until proven guilty. [2/3] You should try it the next time you go out to a bar. Picks up all the ladies. [3/3] Then try to explain that you're an English teacher. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] i'm an educator. i use citation rules. [2/2] well, you know. i do all right with the ladies. usually the english teacher thing works on its own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	[1/3] Alright, you caught me. I made the whole thing up. I bet you're surprised. [2/3] But I am sure it's one-hundred percent true. [3/3] That's what I tell the ladies too. That my roommate's an English teacher. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] maybe i'll conduct the study myself. [2/2] have you gotten any numbers with that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] The scientific world is waiting for your contributions. [2/2] Tons, but most of them keep asking for you. It's the weirdest thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] i'll start logging hours immediately. [2/2] i'm sure graphic designer would have decent drawing power. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	[1/3] Let me know how your research goes. [2/3] I'll be a sensitive graphic designer to cover all my bases. [3/3] I think that's what you get going for you. They think you're sensitive automatically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] yeah, i'll be sure to report on the findings. [2/2] hey, i'm pretty tough, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Examples. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	had to grow up tough. the captain wouldn't have had it any other way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	The captain? Where'd you grow up, a pirate ship? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	lol, not quite. my dad was an army officer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	So you're a military kid. That does sound tough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	it was alright. it wasn't boot camp or anything. i'm sure in some ways, my dad thinks it's a shame that i didn't join the military and became a teacher instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] It feels like parents are always like that. I'm sure mine are pissed I didn't go into business school or something. [2/2] For what it's worth, I think teaching's a great profession. Teachers do meaningful work. The one I live with does, at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] thanks. it's definitely rewarding work. i wouldn't do anything else. [2/2] i'm just about finished here. got the cookie butter and coconut oil for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-17 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] What made you pick it? [2/2] You're my hero. By the way, how much white sauce and red sauce do you like on your chicken and rice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-17 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] well, i never was interested in business or looking for a corporate office job. i liked lit, but i didn't want to be an academic. from there, i sort of discovered that i liked teaching and then things fell into place. [2/2] extra for both. drown it basically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-18 01:39 am UTC (link)
	[1/3] For some reason I always just imagine all teachers wanting to be teachers since they were kids. [2/3] But you know, it's probably more likely they're all like you. [3/3] You like your food spicy, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-18 06:30 am UTC (link)
	[1/2] yeah, the spicier the better. [2/2] someday you'll have to tell me the story of how you became a graphic designer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-18 07:19 am UTC (link)
	[1/2] Would you ever try a ghost chili? [2/2] Well, it all started with the prophecy of my birth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-18 07:39 am UTC (link)
	[1/2] i don't know. ghost chilis might be a little spicier than i'd be willing to go. [2/2] are you harry potter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-18 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] Come on, Adam. Live on the edge. Think about the street cred. [2/2] You just noticed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-19 04:41 am UTC (link)
	[1/2] i run an assembly on peer pressure. don't think i don't know what you're doing. [2/2] i just assumed that lightning scar on your head was a coincidence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-19 04:51 am UTC (link)
	[1/4] What? Me? Peer pressure? No way. [2/4] But all the cool kids are doing it. [3/4] Nope, I really am Harry Potter. Faye? That's just a nickname. [4/4] Don't tell the Dark Lord. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-19 05:33 am UTC (link)
	[1/2] yeah? and are you going to do it if i do it? [2/2] oops, i already activated my darkmark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-19 05:40 am UTC (link)
	[1/2] Listen, Adam Jung, I go against the grain. [2/2] Does that mean I have to move out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-19 06:16 am UTC (link)
	[1/2] i'm exempting myself until you agree to do it with me. [2/2] i'll hide you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feiyens 2014-10-19 06:19 am UTC (link)
	[1/2] Oh, now you're trying to drag me into this. Who's pressuring who now? [2/2] You're going to hide me after you turn me in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jungaram 2014-10-19 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	[1/2] come on. roommate solidarity. [2/2] yeah, i'll hide you. i'm a double agent -- like snape. (Reply to this) (Parent)