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    Thursday, January 7th, 2010
    6:31 pm
    "He-h-hrrrr Hello. And again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Aperture Science Dreamscape Memory Device has been a pleasant one. Your specimen is being processed and will soon be available for redownload."

    "The Dreamscape Memory Relaxation Chamber will open shortly after a few brief regulations. Please keep in mind, although fun and learning are the primary goals of the Enrichment Science Center activities, serious injuries may occur during your test such as memory replacement, false recog-cog-cog." Static blasted the room to wake up anyone still lost in the thoughts of their previous life. "Por favor, por donde... Bonjour. Bonjour. Bon-bon-bon." The voice seemed stuck as the jumbled languages whirled around the grew in higher pitch and frequency. Then, as if someone had hit the computer, the voice clicked back to normal and continued the warning as if nothing had happened. Naturally, it skipped over all of the important information regarding the subject's newfound memory loss. "---and spine. Please be aware of any health status changes. The chamber will open in three. two. one." The mouthpiece removed itself and the door opened. You are now free.

    The hollow and eerie fake-friend female computerized voice droned on over speakers that seemed to flood the small room. "Please note the incandescent particle field over the doorway. This Aperture Science Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment you may try to bring back into the Aperture Science Dreamscape Memory Relaxation Chamber. For the time being, this Aperture Science Dreamscape Memory Relaxation Chamber is now closed. You are invited to the Aperture Science Test Subject Community Center for cake. You have done very well.

    Please move quickly to the Aperture Science Chamber Lock as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Aperture Science Emancipation Grid are not part of this test."
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