You want to know what's even stupider than cross-pairing ship wars?
Seme/uke wars. OH GOD people actually think that NaruSasu and SasuNaru are DIFFERENT PAIRINGS. *headdesk*
Ehh, I'm kind of like you. I ship for personality instead of what's between the legs. (Although sometimes rabid yaoi fangirls' need to objectify gay men scares the shit out of me.)