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Ducks ([info]theantijoss) wrote in [info]angel_yay,
@ 2007-09-02 22:28:00

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Current mood: naughty
Entry tags:drabble

Naughty Drabble: Length


Spike brought his hands so they were barely parted. "It's this big."

Angel tried to ignore them.

"Nonsense. It's at least this big," Darla disagreed, holding her hands about six inches apart.

"Daddy has a very large soldier!" Drusilla cried.

"I could barely find it," Lindsey snorted, agreeing with Spike as usual.

A dozen maidens from the village where Liam grew up chorused, "We found plenty in his pants, we did!"

Angel screamed -- what ever happened to the tried and true Hell, with demons shoving pokers up his ass and making him kill his family over and over again?



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[info]velvetwhip
2007-09-03 02:49 am UTC (link)
:::giggles:::

Very amusing.


Gabrielle

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[info]theantijoss
2007-09-03 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Hee. Thanks! Your icon cracked me up, too. *G*

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[info]velvetwhip
2007-09-03 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! It was made by xlivvielockex


Gabrielle

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[info]theantijoss
2007-09-03 08:51 pm UTC (link)
That mustache! Hee.

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[info]dfasgiles
2007-09-03 08:25 am UTC (link)
ROFLMFAO!!! That was just too funny. This wouldn't have anything to do with the debate going on about how big David is or isn't, would it? LOL! (Who the heck cares, really? The thing obviously gets the job done!)

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[info]theantijoss
2007-09-03 04:43 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha. Oh, no. I've pretty much accepted Jeff Pruit's word that he's hung like a draft horse. *G*

And also that he loves to whip it out at people. He's such a big dork. Pun intended. ;)

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