chibirisuchan (chibirisuchan) wrote in and_cupcakes, @ 2008-07-27 20:48:00 |
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Entry tags: | character: watari, course: mad food science, fandom: yami no matsuei |
Watari's Potential Biohazard Leftover Plum-Cake-Pudding
As recounted by Watari...
1. Rediscover that the birthday cake one had put in the microwave in order to keep it away from Tzuzuki's uncanny sugar-based seek-and-destroy homing mechanism is still there.
2. Headdesk a lot.
3. Investigate texture. Seems almost crouton-like.
4. Contemplate the biohazard level of raw-egg-based whipped frosting stuff... which seems, oddly enough, to have almost evaporated in the intervening time.
5. Well, alcohol kills germs, and boiling kills germs, annnnd... there's prunes in it, and prunes are like dried plums, and plums go into plum pudding, annnnd...
6. Assemble Elite Strike Force Custard!(TM):
2 Tbsp sugar
1 egg
3/4 cup milk
1 shot brandy
1 tsp vanilla
7. Shred up about 2 cups of leftover chocolate prune cake.
8. Dump Elite Strike Force Custard!(TM) over cake shreds in donburi bowl (on account of how it's the middle of summer and the place is a steam bath anyway and it's too hot to turn the oven on for an hour).
9. Put saran-wrap-covered donburi bowl inside pushbutton rice cooker.
10. Add boiling water around outside of donburi bowl (note: still madly in love with supercharged ultramegabunsenburner's accelerated water-boiling properties, and have generally learned how to dodge fast enough to retain possession of eyebrows. Go me!)
11. Push button.
12. Go to document the theory in case I die! ♥♥♥
(PS: Tsuzuki, if I end up dead as a result of the extraordinary lengths to which a person must go in order to claim any of one's own birthday cake in a universe containing you -- As a final favor to me, please drink the purple fizzing liquid in the lab fridge and document your mental state and/or any unexpected physical mutations afterwards? Love you~!)
[transcriber's note: it turns out pretty intensely brandy-flavored if you use a full shot in the amount of cake I had left. However, on possibly less than sober reflection, I find this is not necessarily a problem... :D]