Torchwood Mixed Drinks
Ok, so less cocktails and more "interesting ways to hide alcohol in soda". But hey, Tosh isn't really a beer type of gal, and sometimes it's just too early in the day to drink straight from the bottle!
(Note: Don't skimp on the schnapps. Buy the Dekuyper's. Likewise go for the Sweet Carolina sweet tea vodka.)
Sonic Screwdriver Like a screwdriver...with even less actual nutritional content! Tastes a bit like an orange-pineapple creamsicle. Nearly three shots, and you can't even taste the alcohol in these. (My personal fave.) 1 can orange soda 2 shots pineapple schnapps 1/2 shot vanilla vodka
Weevil: Kinda weird. Kinda green. Still perfectly capable of landing you on your ass. 1 can Sprite-like soda 1.5 shots pear schnapps 1.5 shots pineapple schnapps
Tardis: Sweet tea with a hint of fruity bite. The Doctor would approve, even though he's fairly sure that that vodka never so much as SAW actual tea.... 1 can Sprite-like soda 1 shot sweet tea vodka 1.5 shots pineapple schnapps
The Rift: Seriously, go easy on the peppermint in this, or it takes over. Much like the Rift itself! Bubbly, light, effervescent, and brimming with chaos! 1 can ginger ale 1 shot sweet tea vodka 1 shot pineapple schnapps 1/4 shot peppermint schnapps