Zack: ...and have fun washing the dishes, eh? Since you're so keen on me having fun, well, have to keep myself amused, right? *gets Kadaj in a headlock and drags him towards the kitchen* You're on drying duty! :D
Kadaj: *yowling like a cat* Let me go, you stupid cockroach! I don't want to dry the dishes! Do it yourself!
Zack: Nuh-uh-uh, you SAID you wanted me to have fun. Now I am! :D
Kadaj: AAAAAAARGH, LET ME GO!
*from kitchen* Zack: Grab a dish towel, shrimp!
*from kitchen* Kadaj: DROP DEAD.
Tifa: Break anything and you have to go buy new ones! Kadaj, make sure you dry everything completely so there are no streaks. *to Yazoo* You are a master.
Yazoo: *smirk* Adaptation to the rules of engagement of one's environment is necessary skill.